Darcie

Love how every time iPhone updates I have to unpair& pair my watch again to track my peloton workouts 🫠

Ironically, he probably feels like he has to be objective on this issue

“Work for a university” doing a lot of heavy lifting here

It’s the least shocking discovery that BP doesn’t actually know our history in Iran

One of my favorite books is about the Hungarian Revolution in 1956. I re-read it about once a year for this quote:

“When a man has given proof in blood that he loves freedom, how many further tests must he pass before he is deemed worthy of entry into America?” -James Michener, The Bridge at Andau

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

The Pitt quote of the week: “what’s the point of New Jersey?”

Stu Macher did not disappoint

It’s not that I want another shut down, it’s that I just want it to again be acceptable to never leave my house

I think partying with Flavor Flav in Vegas should be the default alternate celebration for anyone who doesn’t want to shake DJT’s gross hands

My workout buddy telling me she’s gonna miss tonight’s workout is the exact permission I need to also skip tonight’s workout

I hadn’t even heard of Punch the monkey before watching last night’s Daily Show but I’m in full agreement with my lord & savior Jon Stewart. Something’s wrong with that monkey.

My car is snowed in but the roads are clear. Desperately fighting the urge to order GrubHub

I’m so tired of yelling into the void. They see the hypocrisy. They know what they’re doing. They simply don’t care.

Yes. Contact your senator. But we are not limited to only our senators. FLOOD THE WHOLE DAMN BUNCH. And especially that prick Fetterman who needs to be taken down. NOW.

Thank you so much ❤️❤️

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Thank you!!

Thank you so much!!!

Donate to Help An Old Man and His Mower Serve More, organized by Ron Yount At age 79, I underwent open heart surgery—a life-changing event that led me to card… Ron Yount needs your support for Help An Old Man and His Mower Serve More

He’s raising money for a new zero-turn that will allow him to continue helping those in need. If you’re willing & able, a small donation would go a long way! gofund.me/62521022f

Hi friends! My dad mows lawns for people who are unable to do so on their own. Unfortunately his zero-turn mower is too wide to fit through most gates so he has to use a push mower, & at 83 in Alabama summers, that’s getting pretty difficult.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Lane Kiffin shows up and LSU WBB suffers their first loss of the season and then his former team beats Georgia in the Playoff without him?

Oh, right 🤣

Bro what

Ooh let me know if this works