Doctor “NAFO” If You’re Nasty

At Least 100 Iranian Schoolkids Killed in U.S.-Israel Strikes as Trump Parties at Mar-a-Lago Trump also announced that Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was killed in the strikes, but there’s been no confirmation from the Iranian government yet.

UPDATE: The Iranian government confirmed the attack on Iran has killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the country's authoritarian supreme leader for 37 years.
www.jezebel.com/at-least-100...

Monty Python: “I’m starting a war for peace.”

It’ll definitely get you in trouble on facebook because they are super random about those things. Most everywhere else there’s not much excuse

LET HIM BE ADOPTED WITH HIS GOOD FRIEND, CHICKEN

This country has a critical illness. Between these trading markets and the sports betting absolutely everywhere, corruption abounds.

Literally every stupid thing has gone wrong or broken in my house in the last 2 weeks as well as of course the world is exploding

This is basically legalized insider trading

A yellow cow with a "fell for it again" as a face". The sun has a smug face. The two cups become a MAGA cap and a Soyjack meme face expressing dismay. The saw & ... stick... have eyeballs and a dismayed mouth. It is labeled "Cow Tools" following the classic Cow Tools cartoon of Gary Larson.

I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:

TFW you get your car fixed and hit a deer the very next day. FML. Wasn’t me that was driving but it was my car

More like Ayatollah Assahola amirite

Yes, I teach a class on 9/11. I’m just not sure how much of that is left after doge and that’s the problem. We don’t know

Yeah that’s precisely the main problem. We haven’t had “another 9/11” because of US intelligence closely monitoring things like what money is going where. 9/11 was expensive to do. Idk if we monitor that anymore.

Holy shit if true

Breaking News: “Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed in an Israeli airstrike this morning on Iran, with his body being found recently among the rubble,” as Israeli officials tell The Times of Israel.

We’re waiting for further confirmation. The U.S. gov has not confirmed this yet.

Oh boy

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

People who moved to the UAE for tax purposes are now, I assume, closely examining a map of the region.

The U.S. and Israel started bombing Iran over an hour ago and it looks like the Washington Post still hasn’t published anything on it, which seems very weird.

Maybe they just fired way too many people to have a nights and weekends crew ready for this.

Haha no. They’re just afraid of getting sued or prosecuted in the future

Particularly the plastic surgery bit

“Death to the Stupid Prince” indeed

It is. We have to make them irrelevant

lol that was fast

Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

"The 45-second film, made around 1897, was the first appearance on film of what might be called a robot"

HELL. YES.

Cuba says 4 killed in speedboat shooting were attempting to infiltrate the country Cuba says the 10 passengers on a boat that opened fire on its soldiers were armed Cubans living in the U.S. who were trying to infiltrate the island and unleash terrorism.

Cuba’s government said late Wednesday that the 10 passengers on a boat that opened fire on its soldiers were armed Cubans living in the U.S. who were trying to infiltrate the island and unleash terrorism.

apnews.com/article/cuba...

Really sucks. I was fortunate to live in the Philly area in the late 80s which had Red Dwarf on PBS which was pretty early on. I think the first in the US to air it. I was in like 9th grade I think!! I’ve rewatched the series dozens of times

It's been reported that Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant has died.

Well, smeg. :(

www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

'Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast' - RIP Rob Grant

It’s the opposite - a week every 28 days of inactive pills, really just to keep in the practice of taking a pill every day. The no-period method involves taking an active pill every day