Mike Morey

Alberta and Ontario are working hard to privatize healthcare.

Sorry America, you’ve been Schumered. He’s now a verb.

Agreed. But sound off. My stomach can't take it.

Dear Albertans, you have an alternative to Smith's MAGA mooks in the next election. The Alberta Party, soon to be rebranded as the Progressive Conservative Party of AB, is a proper conservative alternative. Open your eyes and pay attention. If you support Smith, move to the US.

Please do not release the tapes of Trump having sex with many young women. It's enough to know they exist without triggering our gag reflex by making us listen to them. Thank you in advance.

Dear Russia, I no longer require 'CLoud_Notification, final warning!' emails from you. I get it. My photos and videos will no longer be stored. I consider myself warned. Feel free to move on.

Hollywood.

It's from the old typewriter days. Courier was more readable with two spaces. Most fonts these days are readable with one space. Don't sweat it, just adjust.

You took your drugs in the wrong order this morning.

There's zero chance my Drs office will answer my call, but I can text them and they will respond fairly quickly. Go figure?

is this a joke?

I edit as I go. I couldn’t have a messy first draft. That sustains me along the way. You just find your way of working, and you’ll get there. It happens faster than you think, as long as you keep going forward.

It’s pretty easy for me, but not for some.

Your book is written one sentence at a time. Don’t sweat the numbers.

Sure, Trump lies. You don't expect otherwise. But I'm sorry to say that if you think Schumer will do the right thing, look at his predictable record.

Trump has ordered Bondi to get Letterman a job on late night so he can get him fired for calling him a dictator.

Your novel will be written one paragraph at a time. No question mark required.

Antifa is cleverly disguised as food trucks in Portland. Gravy on the side.

Before you put your placards back in the closet, maybe you should get Colbert his job back.

The only great thing that happened in the US this week is escalatorgate.

I just cancelled my Disney sub.

Just cancelled my Disney + subscription. When they asked why, I told them it was because they cancelled Jimmy K. Fuck Disney and ABC.

Once all the late night shows are cancelled, what the heck is anyone going to watch on these tired, boring national networks? We've already abandoned their news channels. Prime time is a joke. In these dark times, comedy was our only remaining hope. Asking for an American friend.

Now Jimmy can move to Canada and take up his formal role as the mayor of Dildo, NL. Welcome home sir.

Why aren't South Korea, Japan and Germany evicting US military installations? It can't be safe to support them any longer.

Kirk: ”Kirk to Enterprise! Beam me up!"

Enterprise: ” "

Dear Canadians, Ford has a right to speak unkindly of Poilievre. They do not belong to the same party. Ford is a conservative, PP is a MAGA. Don't be fooled by his party's name.

Trumpf got his wish. The mainstream media is no longer talking about Epstein. Way to go.

Now that the CDC is no longer looking for pathogens in their food supply, all the more reason for Canada to ban the import of US food, especially but not exclusively produce.

Dear writers of film, tv and print, it's time to let go of the 'retired assassin' story. It belongs in a remote pasture with angels, zombies and vampires. You're next, Superheroes.