Mike Morey

Sure, Trump lies. You don't expect otherwise. But I'm sorry to say that if you think Schumer will do the right thing, look at his predictable record.

Trump has ordered Bondi to get Letterman a job on late night so he can get him fired for calling him a dictator.

Your novel will be written one paragraph at a time. No question mark required.

Antifa is cleverly disguised as food trucks in Portland. Gravy on the side.

Before you put your placards back in the closet, maybe you should get Colbert his job back.

The only great thing that happened in the US this week is escalatorgate.

I just cancelled my Disney sub.

Just cancelled my Disney + subscription. When they asked why, I told them it was because they cancelled Jimmy K. Fuck Disney and ABC.

Once all the late night shows are cancelled, what the heck is anyone going to watch on these tired, boring national networks? We've already abandoned their news channels. Prime time is a joke. In these dark times, comedy was our only remaining hope. Asking for an American friend.

Now Jimmy can move to Canada and take up his formal role as the mayor of Dildo, NL. Welcome home sir.

Why aren't South Korea, Japan and Germany evicting US military installations? It can't be safe to support them any longer.

Kirk: ”Kirk to Enterprise! Beam me up!"

Enterprise: ” "

Dear Canadians, Ford has a right to speak unkindly of Poilievre. They do not belong to the same party. Ford is a conservative, PP is a MAGA. Don't be fooled by his party's name.

Trumpf got his wish. The mainstream media is no longer talking about Epstein. Way to go.

Now that the CDC is no longer looking for pathogens in their food supply, all the more reason for Canada to ban the import of US food, especially but not exclusively produce.

Dear writers of film, tv and print, it's time to let go of the 'retired assassin' story. It belongs in a remote pasture with angels, zombies and vampires. You're next, Superheroes.

The Canadian provinces may put US liquor back on our shelves, but that doesn't mean we'll buy it. Sorry, America. There's no turning back for us.

Maybe Woody Allen and Snoop Dog should travel to Moscow together, book an AirBnB, hang out with like-minded arseholes for a few years.

I agree 100%, but people who eat avocado toast are gormless mooks.

Those of you using AI voice overs for your videos, just so you know, it's just not good enough yet. I won't sit through bumbling narration with emphases and pauses in all the wrong places. I heard one call P.E.I. (Prince Edward Island, for you yanks), "Pei" (pay). Not good enough.

I suppose it’s up to Americans to step up and buy more swill.

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A hundred years from now, college students will cite Trump stealing a FIFA trophy as the single event, among so many crimes, that defines what was fundamentally wrong with Trump’s character.

Is that Jerry Seinfeld? Is he in the Epstein files too?

Up next on my nightstand. Looking forward to it.
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Even if she had been born a man, it's none of our business.

I'm not pretending to be a scholar, I'm only trying to make a broader point about throwing the word Communism around as if it's intrinsically evil. Same with Socialism. The system of Communism is no more or less evil than Catholicism. It's the human factor that spoils them both.

Dear US, communism is not the boogeyman, it’s a political and economic ideology that aims to eliminate social classes and inequality. It’s as susceptible to corruption as other forms of government, as demonstrated by the USSR. America has now demonstrated that democracy, too, is wholly corruptible.

Maybe if we call Trump "PP" (President Pedo), we can kill 2 dirty birds with the same stone. We're coming for you, Canadian PP.

As if we needed another reason to not travel to the US, now they charge a $250/person entry fee. Pffffttt! As if! You mewling Senators and Governors can stay home and leave us alone.