Fight the good fight!

Thanks, @bittersouth.bsky.social! So far, no neighbors have stormed my porch with torches and pitchforks.

She’s so SMRT.

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White Settlement Has Gone Woke Woke 2 is already here.

This smart take gave me a little faith. If a placed called White Settlement, Texas, flips, maybe there’s hope for the world.

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Keep talking, Snuffly. So persuasive.

God, he’s a moron.

Have you watched “Pluribus” yet? Rhea Seehorn is delightfully misanthropic and also does great physical comedy.

My ex-wife’s wife grew up in Michigan’s UP. Everyone in her family sounds like a Yooper, but she trained herself to speak GenAm so she would be taken seriously. (She’s a radiation oncologist.) It can be funny when they get back from UP vacations and it takes a minute for her to shift dialects.

Inside the $70 million luxury jet DHS says it needs for deportation flights Jacob Soboroff takes you inside the $70 million jet the Trump White House wants to purchase for deportation flights and Kristi Noem's travel.

Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. How does one dress for an aspiring dog-shooter-cum-National Socialist weirdo? Lip filler and a bespoke 737 Max 8 with a VVIP suite is one way to start.

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Me trying to navigate Lakewood sidewalks in a wheelchair?

Read the room, @schumer.senate.gov . People are fed up. Tens of thousands of Minnesotans risk life and limb while you dither over appropriateness? Step up or step down.

What does “they’re not gonna qualify for asylum” mean? That sounds like predetermination. But since when has the Constitution stood between them and cruelty?

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YouTube video by The Three Stooges+ Disorder in the Court

Disorder in the Court. Life imitates art.

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And he asks, “What am I signing?” As the right side of his face sags.

I object to the premise that he was ever a respected historian. Guy has always been an opportunistic hack.

My Jewish sons will never forget. Nor will their gay mom and her beautiful wife. We were—and are—a family. We’re Evanstonians scattered across the country, and we love one another.

The cruelty continues

She’s the masturbatory fantasy of incels. Also, so gross.

God willing, she’ll inflate her lips and float away to some idyllic, frozen place where discredited dog- and goat-killing fascists retire until the Red Notice drags them back before the ICC.

I was in Minneapolis for a history of medicine conference right after Prince died. All the impromptu shrines I saw while walking from the train to my hotel nearly brought me to tears. Been thinking a lot about this performance lately.

That’s a complex movie. You find yourself shaking your head—almost sympathetic, though there’s a lot of suspension of disbelief in light of what we find now—at what a pathetic child Trump was, looking for approval anywhere, and his transformation into a sociopathic manipulator of those around him.

Profiles in courage.

Call it the Kyle Rittenhouse exception?

Philadelphia sues after National Park Service dismantles slavery exhibit at President's House site Members of the National Park Service removed signage around the President’s House historic site on Independence Mall on Thursday afternoon.

The Park Service dismantled an exhibit on slavery in Philadelphia because it reflects negatively on American history. The exhibit wasn’t even part of the Park Service, but was sponsored, rather, by the city of Philadelphia. Orwellian.

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Mine is that dogs are the best people.

Coming soon to a gas pump screen near you.

The only thing that would make it worse would be Skip Bayless.

Sorry, boychiks. No respect coming. Shook my bag of fucks to give Friday night while talking with a local cop and found it empty. Nice enough guy, but are you blind? Rachel Good was murdered. It was not a “good shooting,” whatever that means.

Would like to see him “ace” the MMPI.

But they’ll try.