AlmightyGosh

Great. I’ll make a fortune selling tin foil hats to flat-earthers.

This Peruvian flute music arrangement of Toto’s Africa got my head spinning in irony.

Lol. Exactly. That’s what every eclipse looked like growing up in Portland.

“Well, let’s see, we’ll just flag everyone who used a #FuckICE hashtag in the last six months. How may can that be?”

Wow. Good thing I can afford fucking eggs.

Ah yes. Enemies. Like the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Clearly, you like to live dangerously.

Don’t tell me Bing Crosby isn’t your favorite delta blues man?

Markwayne is a walking stain.

There’s a special place in hell.

Oh? Was he hiding in that girls’ school?

Wasn’t there an international norm about targeted killings of other countries’ leaders?

Just…you know…observing….

Way to win friends in the region. These poor people.

This is too true. Oof.

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

No. No. Nonononono.

No more wars. Not Iran. Not Venezuela. Sure as hell not Denmark or Canada.

No more wars.

Well, Russia interfered, but that was on his behalf. Such a difference.

Yes. Removed. He need to be removed. Someone remove that guy.

Oh, so it’s one of those personal vendetta wars?

Quick! Depose Hilary Clinton!

Everyone is free to like whatever they like. Who cares what the irrelevant RRHOF deems worthy? It was always just Jann Werner’s little club.

Snore.

In preparing their response, Democrats had a slow pitch right down the middle, and they bunted. Just the slightest tap. They should have swung for the fences.

There has never been a more criminal and inept American regime. Their poll numbers are in the toilet. Americans are with you.

C’mon Dems!

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

In competitive authoritarianism (US right now) there's often a "loyal opposition" that's essential to the regime. They are so wedded to "decorum," they go along with rites & rituals that help regime prop up veneer of normalcy, undermining clear view of regimes actions & aims.

You get a medal! You get a medal! Everyone check under your seats! WE ALL GET MEDALS!!!!

(Not you, Black guys).

Sorry your legs got blown off, but Trumps friends are gonna make a lotta money off that Venezuelan oil we stole.

Is anyone taking a drink every time he says “no one’s ever seen anything like it before”?

The alcohol poisoning isn’t worth it.

Yes!

Great shot!