DJ Pearlman

Don’t mistake “what they think” for “facts”. When they say something, make them back it up with documentation. If they can’t, then you’ll know.

And believe me, they usually can’t.

926% of it. 😉

It’s so great that Amazon doesn’t have to honor their “guaranteed” delivery dates.
I wish I had thought of guaranteeing something and just not doing it without any repercussions.
I probably could have been a billionaire. 😉

I love watching Republicans convincing each other that they’re right about something that they aren’t right about.

It’s like watching a group of ugly and obnoxious guys in a bar saying that all the women in the room are “stuck up bitches” because they won’t sleep with them.

Is anyone else wondering why a middle aged man is hanging around with so many young twinks and giving them jobs at DOGE?

It’s been about 15 years since the stopped drinking before I perform. It’s gotten to the point where it is such a commonly known thing, that literally no one ever offers to buy me a drink until after our set.
So, it’s just weird for now. At least until it isn’t. :)

That’s all we need

It can be exhausting standing up to hate and ignorance, but it is still worth doing, so please do it.

That is awesome my dude.

It’s always too early. Haha

This is an excellent question. Haha

Never again pretend that these Republicans give even the smallest shit about the rule of law. They are liars. They are assholes. And they are the problem here.

Any chance we can just sell Oklahoma? I mean, would you miss it?

Doing great 👍

I gotta say, crippling farmers in Kansas and researchers in Alabama and North Carolina all because Donny turned off the government money is an unexpected lesson in fuck around and find out. Maybe it’s one they’ll even learn. #trump20neveragain

#paramore is just fucking awesome.

Please carry on.

I love watching music videos at the gym while listening to completely different music in my earbuds all the while waiting for my brain to finally piece together what’s happening.

I’m so glad we were able to prioritize the situation with straws. Any chance we can get back to preventing air disasters, bird flu and the price of gas and eggs?

PS: if you’re an adult having a problem with a straw, you are not an adult.

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The second best law and order 😉

I am so happy to be here.

I have never been more inspired. Thank you @patrickmahomes

Patrick Mahomes is not only the greatest quarterback of the modern age, but he is a truly great sportsman. And everything I want in a public figure. #bebetter

It’s ok to lose, if you have the fucking play of the game.

Stop showing pro-women ads if you’re anti-woman.

Helllllo bluesky!