losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
This is the 286th mass shooting recorded in the United States this year alone.
It's the fucking guns.
🔥☎️🔥 > 5calls.org/issue/gun-sa...
When I say I’m tired I don’t mean I need sleep. I mean my jaw has been clenched since y2k and I am TIRED.
29.08.2025 14:42 — 👍 466 🔁 53 💬 13 📌 3
HUSBAND: what do you want for your birthday?
ME: nothing
HUSBAND: you must want SOMETHING
ME: no I want nothing. I want to hear nothing and do nothing and feel nothing. I want to be disconnected from the earthly constructs of space and time. I want nothing. And cake. Nothing and cake please.
I mean maybe, not really, i dunn🤷🏼♀️🙃
29.06.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Take the masks off. Show your badges. This is America.
18.06.2025 20:45 — 👍 4472 🔁 857 💬 336 📌 49
Evolutionary biology shows cats are nearly perfect creatures.
100% written by a cat
04.06.2025 16:02 — 👍 349 🔁 19 💬 11 📌 0I think one day I'll probably just accidentally bump into too much furniture and that's how l'll die
29.05.2025 14:36 — 👍 254 🔁 12 💬 20 📌 3
The roses opened yesterday
18.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Theres really nothing I can say to make this better, but just know you are in my thoughts, Merlyn. Many hugs. ❤️
14.05.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I both want to cry and laugh at the same time. Like do they hear themselves? How insanely fucking absurd they sound?
05.05.2025 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahahaha. Oohh thats too good. Bout time
04.05.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A water, a Diet Coke, and a martini
Three (3) drinks are the appropriate number of drinks in any situation: one for hydration, one go-to comfort drink, and one to take the edge off of the end times
03.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 1308 🔁 72 💬 58 📌 11
Gonna need a bracelet that says
WWDPOGAOSGORD
What would Dolly Parton or Gomez Addams or Samwise Gamgee or
Reepicheep do?
Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
Oh my gods, you're right. I guess that means this should be the spring halloween time, which is great because I love the idea of halloween and dressing up but kinda hate the fall sooooo spring masquerade is good
20.04.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gaaaaaaahhhhh why is this so cute?????????
Eldritch Darling - Worm GF | WEBTOON
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“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
17.04.2025 17:25 — 👍 2506 🔁 490 💬 40 📌 33Well like attracts like
17.04.2025 15:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t mean to be weird and dramatic but I just want to scream my brains out and eat everything and fight everyone like God’s angriest little seagull, but also just go live on the bottom of the ocean like a flounder with a little peanut brain and everything is dumb and I hate it
12.04.2025 11:47 — 👍 931 🔁 88 💬 44 📌 15Now that I have been reminded of HxH again, I want to rewatch it. And now that I have been reminded of rewatching things, I want to rewatch my other rewatching shows. Except the other one Id want to rewatch most is locked behind an extra paywall. Fuck netflix
09.04.2025 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is funny cuz I always kinda thought of you as cool and collected with a large side of anger. And I dont know how I got there, but maybe its cuz I only know you online
09.04.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OhmygodOhMyGodOhMyGOD
09.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. god dammit
05.04.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
05.04.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On April 5th, thousands will take to the streets to tell Trump, Musk, and their enablers: "Hands Off!"
📍 Join a protest near you: www.mobilize.us/handsoff/
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📞 Call your Reps to support: 5calls.org/issue/hands-...
What the fuck
28.03.2025 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0