the gay part of my social media is only talking about figure skating and the straight part is only talking about men’s hockey. there is literally no overlap between these two camps
23.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the gay part of my social media is only talking about figure skating and the straight part is only talking about men’s hockey. there is literally no overlap between these two camps
23.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Purple Brown
Purple Brown
https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4878
how it feels to read a new directions storybook
15.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0coming down off of a pretty intense “wandering around” session
14.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈
12.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 56 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas
12.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 97 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0proud of my dentist. he’s really working on his tight 5
11.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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i literally was having a bad morning and had this thought and immediately locked in
10.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
put your hair up in a messy bun
put on some alt country
and handle it
I need it to be 20° warmer immediately so I can wander around again
10.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
Books are good because they show you more ways you can use words. And then you can think better/cooler
06.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 81 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1i love when mitski is like “i’m gonna make a mitski song”
03.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what the fuck does he know anyway
02.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0literally going through the albums that came out a decade ago and i think worry has the potential to be a valid pop punk modern classic
02.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0give jeff a grammy
02.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0blast damage days —> the end of worry is such a legendary run on an album
02.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
key lime pie ! 🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩
01.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bearing witness to THEE most performative nodding i’ve ever seen
31.01.2026 00:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0youre laughing. im laughing and youre laughing
29.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 145 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0in awe of how bad this looks
29.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😇
28.01.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THERES A BUG IN MY CUUUPPP!!!
LIKE AN ANGEL ITS STUCK!!!!
i can taste the barely dissolved protein powder on my tongue just reading this
28.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0look to your left… now look to your right.. the girls that get it, get it. and the girls that don’t,…. will ultimately end up failing this class
28.01.2026 14:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
TLOP tour shirt “I Feel Like Margery Kempe”
21.01.2026 17:14 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0reading this thread and imagining washington dc by the magnetic fields playing at double speed
20.01.2026 13:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
gale na @poisonjr. 48 YEAR OLD DAD: The rowing team used to go wild to this track before our tournaments BEASTIE BOYS SONG COMING THROUGH THE LAND ROVER SPEAKERS: (Screenshot of twitter convo between maximumgraves and dunstonchexin) max graves @maximumgraves.9h they put me in the smallener. they made me small FunstonChecksin @dunstonchexin. You went to the beach that makes you small? max graves @maximumgraves yeah now im 1ft tall
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