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The Keeper

@elfb0y.bsky.social

Some days, I feel like a zombie. Age: 29 Pronouns: They/Its AroAce, Agender

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Grace is locked in there with them, but they're locked in there with Leon

28.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

28.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's kinda the pipeline for all RE protagonists anyway. You start out as a rookie cop or a college student and then end up John Wicking man-made horrors beyond comprehension like its a Tuesday

28.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Artwork featuring Leon Kennedy and grace Ashcroft facing off with infected monsters.

Artwork featuring Leon Kennedy and grace Ashcroft facing off with infected monsters.

It's time to survive the horrors in Raccoon City! #residentevilrequiem is out NOW! #ad #re9 @residentevil.capcomusa.com

28.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2760    πŸ” 790    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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there's a Jujutsu Kaisen reference in my Resident Evil Requiem ✨

27.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Code Veronica, Zero. I can see them doing a second RE1 and RE5. The question is will they attempt to clean up what's good about RE6, or just ignore it and remake the Revelations games lol

28.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus ALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

27.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2429    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 16

Personally, there are some choices with the plot that keeps me from really loving it. But I'm not going to rant and rave about it, as I can see a ton of people loving it. Just a me thing, I think.

27.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

27.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow we are so fucking hot that our mere existence is sexually explicit. me walking down the street needs a big ol censor bar. i'm so sexy it should be illegal.

25.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 976    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 86

"Sexually explicit" real rich coming from nazi pedophiles

27.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pokemon 30th anniversary #ポケヒン30周年

27.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1997    πŸ” 623    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Who will survive and what will be left of them, HMMMMMMMMM?

"THE SKEKSIS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"

Who will survive and what will be left of them, HMMMMMMMMM? "THE SKEKSIS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"

Way better than that wack Scream poster

26.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno if this is a hot enough take to get my RE fan license revoked, but the more I replay games from the RE Engine era, the more I feel like I'd rather be playing games from the PS1 or MT Framework era instead lol.

27.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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40 years ago today, the first episode of "Dragon Ball" aired in Japan.

26.02.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 24

Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.

26.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2636    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

26.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6295    πŸ” 2709    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 37

Trans rights are human rights. Their existence causes no harm and their deserving of dignity is not a debate.

26.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1107    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Tapping the sign

25.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7353    πŸ” 3291    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12

you have to be loudly pro-pornography and you have to never shut up about it. you have to become the "they want to take away your freedom of expression vis-Γ -vis cocks and boobs" person to everyone you know. i'm sorry to say it but it's just how it is right now

25.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3989    πŸ” 1610    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 60

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22118    πŸ” 7997    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 66
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25.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2787    πŸ” 1112    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7
Hat embroidered with β€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Hat embroidered with β€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

25.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9038    πŸ” 1754    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 61

Lore accurate Burns

25.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking this. They're going to test the waters and keep testing the waters because it might make them money.

"We'll find other ways to bring users back" is all you need to know.

They'll do this again, or just be more silent about it in the future. We as a community need to find something else.

25.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Ultrasound of a uterus, showing a large worm squirming inside.

Ultrasound of a uterus, showing a large worm squirming inside.

An organic sac on a surgical tray, measuring around 20 centimeters. Through the membrane, the shape of a large coiling worm can be seen.

An organic sac on a surgical tray, measuring around 20 centimeters. Through the membrane, the shape of a large coiling worm can be seen.

Dracunculus graviditatis is a specialized parasite of the uterus.
Ingested larvae pass the intestine and migrate to the uterine wall, releasing anandamide and hCG analogues. This tricks the body into a false pregnancy state, which the nematode uses to grow to lengths of up to 2 meters.

24.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 541    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 9

Do they still churn out "mascot horror" games, or has that fad passed?

25.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a very very very obvious point to make but shops and movie rental places and record stores are all more fun than buying things online

24.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5389    πŸ” 1264    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 51
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Resident Evil 4
#art #residentevil

24.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be revealed that Dario Rosso survived the bombing in that shipping container, a la Indiana Jones in the refrigerator, and went on to achieve his dreams of being a famous novelist. Leon will be listening to an audio book of his on the drive to RC in his Porsche

24.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0