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Aside from two of the best theme songs in the series, you ain't missing much unless you're really into camp Bond, but DAF does have Charles "it's just a jump to the left..." Gray as Blofeld.

Yes lol

And under this theory, OHMSS would take place after Diamonds Are Forever, which would fix the problem of that movie pretending its predecessor doesn't exist.

The Craig era was the Time Lords trying to brainwash Blofeld into being good by wiping both his and Bond's memories, regenerating them as children (a la "The Timeless Children"), and making them brothers.

The reason Blofeld doesn't recognize Bond in OHMSS is because he's newly regenerated.

I genuinely prefer the theory that James Bond is a Time Lord and every actor is a different regeneration. It actually makes more sense.

I put a dick pic into a thing that lets you see what the advertisers see and it said I was "yearning for connection"

Or they do the woe-is-me thing because they weren't born looking like a Hemsworth

The lack of self-awareness is just insane! It's no wonder these dudes can't get laid

They got so close to the point of how the character is a satire of performative masculinity and took a big swerve there at the end

YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO Bob Dylan - Masters of War (Official Audio)

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
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Lisa Frankenstein was released on this day in 2024.

My favorite part of the Matrix as a trans allegory is the part where Neo meets God, who tells him to follow his predetermined role, and Neo tells God where to stick that, then in the next movie we learn God is a fucking moron anyway. It's so funny that christofascists like these movies.

Dont Ask Questions Just Consume Product GIF Alt: Dont Ask Questions Just Consume Product GIF

So many fascists are unironically this

Don't forget "A ___ Movie," e.g. A Goofy Movie

Gotta be at least 127 good ones

the lure (2015, dir. agnieszka smoczyńska)

I guess I'd love to see Democratic politicians using dirty tricks on Republicans for a change rather than exhausting all their dirty tricks on their own progressive primary challengers

Handshake meme drake and Chiefs both being embarrassed

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist

Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

Anything between "while I..." and the next clause is bullshit

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Even looking at history, pretty much all of what we—the US—did to the Native Americans was explicitly illegal, even by our own standards, but we did it anyway. In-groups whom the law protects but doesn't bind, and out-groups whom the law binds but doesn't protect.

Picture of Chappell roan dressed as a vampire

I've dreamed about being seduced by a hot lady vampire since I was a child

folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law

The LGBTQIA+ is a complete whole. There is no removing TQIA from that whole. There is no LGB without the T to fight at stonewall. There is no G without the L who cared for the Gay community during AIDS crisis. There is no LGBT without the Q and there is scientifically I. The A ties us all.

It's one of those movies I'm split down the middle on; the fun campy parts are great, the parts where it's obligated to be a $200 million blockbuster are boring as hell

If I've been attracted to as many women my height or taller as I have women a foot or more shorter than me, does it cancel it out, or do I still have to introduce myself to the neighbors and tell them I like Sabrina Carpenter?

The influence JK Rowling has in GC circles, not only with her money, but how she can use her platform to dictate the terms of the movement, speaks to the follower mentality of TERFs. Only sheep need a shepherd.

It feels like Junet read the script, thought it was a tale told by an idiot, so he decided to just have fun on the studio's dime