Tim Lopez

Finally - right place, right time.

They’re trying to get you to look at the sky, so you won’t see what’s happening on the ground. #TheAdjuster

I’m thinking the US Healthcare system might be broken too…

Another school shooting. It’s like the Thoughts and Prayers are just not enough…

I just went live on TikTok for the first time and had 36k viewers, about 2k at once, and 60k likes. All watching me deep fry a turkey! Insane!!

From the time the MySpace to Facebook exodus occurred, there should have been better strides made in social media platform migration. It’s one of the biggest pain points in jumping to a new platform.

I have so much hope for this platform, but there needs to be an easier way to find the same people I was following on Twitter.

This is what AI generated when I described to it my childhood teddy bear.

16 years 7 months

I’ve decided that my new ‘freakout’ phrase is going to be “Donald H. Christ!”. I can continue to honor the 10 Commandments and piss of Nationalists at the same time! Win-win!!

It’d be nice to get someone in to office who still has 30-40 years left to live with their decisions.

So, is Biden going to step down beforehand, and give Kamala a few months to campaign on the job as President with Obama as VP? Is that what we’re thinking?

In the tune of Down For Whatever:

🎶meme-ing ain’t easy but it’s necessary…🎶

At least the evangelicals won’t be lying this time when they say the person they voted for is a man of conviction.

Because living in LA is hard and I still want to draw for a living, I'm opening commissions

The reality is that GenAI is the future, and it’s going to be the backbone of development that’s going to result in quicker advances in technology. The applications are endless when we let AI fill in the gaps.

Exactly. I have yet to.

Hi, I'm a billionaire who thinks DEI is bad because it judges people based on ethnicity, not quality of their character. It's stereotypical thinking.

I also think immigrants are coming to the US and they're all going to vote the same way. Don't forget to buy my brain implants!

NGL tho - hearing the original X-men theme song made me choke up a bit. I love how the whole show follows the exact same flow and design as the original series.

“Well, it appears that Marvel has made X-Men ‘97 woke too!”

People who haven’t read a single X-men comic.

Aioli - the answer is almost always no.

California is testing Digital Drivers License. Limited spots available. Took me just a couple minutes to get it. www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/ca-dm...

The upcoming NHL hockey team in Utah better have bubbling designs on the sweater or else I’m rioting.

“Oh the springtime thinks that it’s the best….”

Norah’s got the Girl Scout Cookie hookup, so please consider a cookie season purchase from her. You can preorder using her link and help her meet her goal for her troop’s first year! Shipping available!

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If my wife can’t handle me eating a Hot Pocket at 2:30am, then I’m very curious what she was actually expecting out of marriage?

And for the record, when I say “a hot pocket”, I mean two, obviously, because there’s two in a pack.

My SIBO meds are giving me insomnia.

Both political parties must realize that there are extremists on both ends.

Republicans deal with the extremists who hate gays and people who aren’t white.

Democrats deal with extremists who want everyone to have universal healthcare, energy independence and a livable wage.

Whenever I hear a Dashboard Confessional song, I think about how happy I am that I’m no longer in the phase of my life when I listened to Dashboard Confessional.

My 4 year old son Wells just asked for nunchucks for Christmas. He didn’t know what they were called, but he explained it to be quite well.

Look, I need to low-key apologize for seriously judging you and your family when I saw that the family computer you had in the late 90s still had a 5.25 floppy drive. I’m not saying I’m not better than you. I’m just apologizing.