AJ

Professional musician and a potato farmer

Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump:

"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."

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The Caddyshack gopher was drunk. Now it all makes sense!

Enjoy prison.

thinking of coming up with a right-wing grift for some additional income. tactical toilet paper or pencils that aren’t woke, something lazy like that

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Let's put all of them in one small building with limited food, water, and bathrooms.

Gen X We made ash trays in art class.

Normally I hate all of the memes about GenX like "we drank from garden hoses so we're tough!". But this one is funny and true.

Remember the time James Madison hired someone to hit Alexander Hamilton in the knee with a pipe?

4 strikeouts on the day for Oviedo!

Maybe that's where they harvested the tissue needed to reconstruct his ear after the shooting.

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BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is reportedly leaving LSU to become the next Ayatollah of Iran "I will forever cherish the 3 months I spent in the dorm rooms of Baton Rouge but Supreme Leader of Iran is the next chapter in my historic career, and also something Saban could never do." - Supreme Leader Ayatollah Lane Kiffin

Not much about the current events is humorous in any way. But this is funny.

That's FIFA Peace Prize® winner to all of us common folk.

I was just telling my wife to expect that by tomorrow morning. Your local station is just a high achiever.

Tom Hamilton "The Rockies are out of challenges"

Tom, there are plenty of challenges ahead for the Rockies

Willson hits one out of the ballpark!

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And some Midre Magic!

I understand the seriousness of this, but if you're getting medical advice from ChatGPT, then this is really just natural selection at work.

Or you can just pick up roadkill. That's the cheapest cut of meat.

All those workouts are paying off!

And the damn lid still won't stay on the bottom of the can while you're eating the chips.

Every day.

From the man who once said, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

A speedier, stronger Marcelo Mayer is ready to shake injury-prone label, win a starting job (Gift Article) Mayer's training helped him post faster sprint times than Trevor Story and Jarren Duran. But his main goal is to play a full season.

A speedier, stronger Marcelo Mayer is ready to shake injury-prone label, win a starting job (gift link) www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...

a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane . ALT: a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .

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