Aw man, I miss having toddlers.
01.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw man, I miss having toddlers.
01.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you throw the nuggets into a volcano?
01.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We youngsters call them "stans" now.
01.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was kinda wondering, but it's super convincing! The way most podcast hosts talk is already pretty artificial.
01.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who are the hosts of this episode?
28.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a grey day to be alive.
26.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that a Willhelm scream, or are you just happy to see me?
26.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks doc!
26.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I ate 3 pieces of pizza yesterday then felt like a pregnant woman for 5 hours...am I gluten intolerant?
26.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A tune from my hometown! I've done this at karaoke before, and it's a hoot once the key starts changing every 8 bars 😅
26.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooh I've gotta find those Madlib Brasilian beat tapes!
19.02.2026 12:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What did you rhyme with "squelching"? Belch king? Cha-ching?
18.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's the tier below mid called?
(Asking for a loser friend with less than 200 followers)
A screenshot of a ChatGPT response that includes the phrase "Where I'd still press (as a critical philosopher, not as a dunk)"
"...as a dunk" 🤣 It's like having a philosophical conversation with a 14 year old! I think ChatGPT has been spending too much time on TikTok.
18.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't give a wit
17.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Answers:
Jelly Beans?
Piano Keys?
Alphabet soup?
Now the question is: how do I repeat this bedhead every day?
16.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We be jibbin'
16.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being anywhere and wanting a coffee so you go to Starbucks
16.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A tin can holds a door ajar at night
Only in #Montreal:
To find the wedding reception, look for a tin can in an alley
First date
14.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Jack Davis illustrated valentine's day card that reads "I love you...but I've got horrible taste!"
Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate ❤️
14.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can offer 60%of my being on evenings and weekends?
11.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are these the blockheads that Devo were singing about?
08.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the video plays in an infinite loop - how appropriate
08.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bruce McCulloch just told me to skeet "Stuffies!"
08.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You to the radio: "I'm already torn!"
07.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Man, I coulda been somebody.*
*somebody with a funny looking dinger