The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺

Farage smoking a cancer stick

Farage loathes the EU but his heart’s a frequent flyer: Irish ex-wife, German estranged wife, and shacked up with a French girlfriend. Brexit may be his brand, but his love life screams Schengen.

Seven kids, Egyptian heritage, ex-Tory, CPS walk-out. Reform UKKK couldn’t ask for a better poster girl.

Labour wants growth but struggles with Brexit challenges.

Peaceful protesters are arrested, while far-right groups stir unrest outside asylum hotels.

A wealth tax remains off the table.

More needs to be done.

Four empty parking bays for motorhomes, each separated with trellis and climbing plants.

Campervan using the waste disposal facilities.

Shaded bench and picnic table at Área de Autocaravanas de Astudillo.

Planned a quick lunch stop at the Área de Autocaravanas de Astudillo… ended up staying! Quiet, spotless, and just a short stroll into this charming village. Great 5G for the football later (Issy & Poppy will probably sleep through it). #vanlife #Burgos
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Image of a book cover - Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

My first audio book completed:
Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman.
It wasn't actually my first choice but part of a free trial. I enjoyed it.
#BookSky 📚💙

55 Tufton Street

55 Tufton Street, again.
TaxPayers’ Alliance — posing as a grassroots watchdog since 2004.
Set up by Matthew Elliott (later ran Vote Leave) with deep links to the Tories.
Funded by opaque donors, boosted by US cash, and always ready to bash public services.
Independent? Pull the other one.

If self-promotion were a crime, Johnson would’ve been Epstein’s business partner.

Shaded picnic table and benches.

Four empty parking spaces at an Área de Autocaravanas.

Stopped at the Área de Autocaravanas de Astudillo for lunch under the shade.

All facilities free.

#vanlife #Burgos
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Boris Johnson

Alexander Boris de Piffle has fathered nine children. Despite an expensive education at Eton, he never mastered the art of combing his hair — or using a condom.

Poor Daz — straining for patriotic grandeur, but producing a confused mess. A random grab-bag of symbols from mismatched eras, thrown together without thought. Instead of honouring English heritage, it makes a parody of it.

Bus parked up at a fuel station

Morning from our glamorous overnight park-up.

Who needs a five-star hotel when you’ve got a fuel station with cracking showers, plus a field full of vines and rabbits for Issy and Poppy?

Slept like babies in the car park — no room service, but plenty of diesel.

#vanlife
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Man taking a drag on a cancer stick.

Nigel Farage has visited the USA 8 times since becoming an MP in July 2024.
He's visited his #Clacton constituency just 10 times in the same period.

Why do rich fuckers think chucking in a bit of pocket money somehow replaces a genuine apology?

Campervan parked up during night time on an avenue of trees. One greyhound sat outside.

Good morning
Parking was tight in Aranda del Duero with Sonorama Ribera in full swing – Franz Ferdinand and Supergrass on the line-up.
5km south, we found a peaceful park-up near the municipal pool (shower later!) and an old hermitage.
Perfect for Issy, Poppy, and me.
#vanlife #OffGrid
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It’s a Farage con. And too many are falling for it.

No apology, of course. That would require integrity.

Farage: fake patriot, real arsonist.
He’s not leading — he’s lighting matches. #FarageRiots

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Blonde women in swimsuit standing next to a yacht.

UK clamps down on COVID loan fraud: over 1,000 directors banned, billions lost, and £130 million recovered. Fraudsters caught and jailed. When will it be Michelle Mone’s turn?
#COVIDFraud

But just wait until Farage & Co, along with the right-wing press, start banging on about having to join the euro and Schengen.

The Mail paying handsomely for his thoughts is proof that in Britain, failure isn’t punished — it’s syndicated.

I usually ask, what do you see in two privately educated millionaires, Tice and Farage.

Reform UKKK collecting corrupt cast-offs. Holloway’s track record isn’t a red flag — it’s a full-blown warning siren.

Still parked up in Suances.

Yesterday was a special moment—my granddaughter met Issy for the first time. 😍

Meanwhile, Poppy decided she'd rather skip the introductions and stay in her safe space. Fair enough, Popps.

#vanlife #Cantabria
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Giant manbaby, might be the most flattering thing he’s been called lately.

Imagine torpedoing your own industry, buying a boat, then whining it doesn’t make money.

White campervan on a grassy pitch with awning extended. Gey clouds in the background.

Random picture of one of the beaches at Suances. Golden sand, blue sea and blue/grey sky.

Morning from Camping Suances – base camp for the next few days.

Still waiting on the sun, but it’s already warm enough to enjoy a slow start.

Today’s plan: a bit of exploring, a few new faces, and two greyhounds figuring it all out in their own way.

#vanlife #camping #Cantabria
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Farage opens his mouth, the RNLI gets £200k. At this rate, we should let him rant daily and fund an entire fleet.

Clacton’s falling apart, but Nigel’s busy saving the nation. What a prick.

White campervan parked up with several others. Grey skies, trees in the background.

Summer time so not much water in the river. Riverbed with rocks on display. Surrounded by several trees.

A bit more water in the river as it has been dammed. There is a solitary duck in the middle of the river which is surrounded by trees and backs onto a carpark.

Good morning from Cartes. Parked up by the Río Besaya, next to the Vía Verde.

50m away, La Bolera de Cartes — not a bowling alley, but a cracking little tapas bar!

And Peter & Pan bakery… crusty bread heaven
#vanlife #Cantabria
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