The Flexible Chef 🇪🇺

Caricature of a glamorous woman in a red dress standing smugly in front of towering green shipping containers labeled “PPE GOWNS.” One container is ajar, revealing a plastic gown inside. A greyhound with a monocle stands nearby, while a sack labeled “OFFSHORE £££” and crumbled Digestives lie on the ground.

Lady M sails, gowns rot. Michelle Mone & Doug Barrowman ruled against in £122m PPE scandal. Issy & Poppy sniff the trail — yachts, tax havens, ghosts & biscuits.
👉https://tinyurl.com/3jrtp8xb

I had absolutely no idea. I was new to the European Parliament, Nathan Gill had been there for years alongside Farage — they were very close. Rupert Lowe.

Satirical blog post titled “Issy & Poppy Investigate: Richard Tice, Mr Contradiction,” exposing hypocrisy over working from home, Dubai lifestyle, property interests, and links to Nathan Gill’s guilty plea.

Mr Contradiction levitates: Dubai views, anti-WFH rants, and rosetted denials with Nathan Gill. Issy & Poppy investigate hypocrisy dressed as Reform. 🐾 Satire, monocles, and spectral rabbits await → tinyurl.com/4m26u98a

Together with his obnoxious squeeze, Isabel Oakeshott, writing for The Telegraph from her Dubai bathroom.

Cartoon of Andrea Jenkyns singing on stage in a sparkly blue dress, flanked by two black greyhounds with white chests wearing oversized ear muffs. Red curtain backdrop, theatrical lighting, and visible canine discomfort.

Cartoon of woman in blue dress singing. Orange curtain in background. Two black greyhounds wearing ear muffs.

Andrea Jenkyns sang Insomniac, demanded £180K for her inbox, protested a solar farm, and accused the BBC of bias. Issy twitches. Poppy adjusts her monocle. Joey squawks “Reform UK: where inboxes sing and budgets scream.” Jasper chews a velvet glove.
👉 tinyurl.com/3mjj964p #IssyAndPoppyInvestigate

£154 million spent on a Brexit border facility in Kent — never used.
That could’ve built a small hospital or funded hundreds of NHS beds.
But yes, Richard Tice, tell us again how Brexit didn’t mean higher taxes. 🇬🇧
#BrexitReality #NHS #ReformUK

Satirical cartoon caricature of Richard Tice wearing a Reform UK rosette, smirking in front of a courtroom door marked “Gill Guilty Plea,” while Nathan Gill peeks out holding a sack labelled “Russian Roubles.” Caption reads “Mr Contradiction.”

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Bonkers rabbit holding a carrot and wearing an Ushanka, labelled with REFORM USSR. Caption: Bribe, baby, bribe

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It wasn't his French girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, as she doesn't have any money.
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Thanks for the heads up. 😊

Correct link: tinyurl.com/236m5z2h

Two cosmic greyhound detectives in front of an orange walk captioned with Getting to the Bottom of This. Satire.

🐾 Addendum: The Benidorm Bentley Affair

Following our previous mention of Mr Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s enviable travel habits, it appears his next continental adventure didn’t go entirely to plan.🐾
👉 tinyurl.com/58kh95df

Two black cosmic greyhound detectives examining another case in front of an orange wall with overhanging olive branches. One dog wears a monocle. Satire.

🐾 Addendum: The Benidorm Bentley Affair

Following our previous mention of Mr Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s enviable travel habits, it appears his next continental adventure didn’t go entirely to plan.🐾
👉 tinyurl.com/58kh95df

Investigations so far:
Farage, Banks, Tice, Gill, Mone, Joey Barton, Jenrick, Grimes, Lettuce Liz, Stephen Miller, Tommy Robinson, tRUMP, Tufton Street, Laure Ferrari.. And it's ongoing.

Whimsical cartoon of two black greyhounds with white chests and greying snouts in front of a white campervan parked by a coastal mountain landscape. Poppy wears a monocle and holds a magnifying glass, looking clever. Issy has a white-tipped tail and a bemused expression. A picnic of plates, wine glasses, and a steaming pot is laid out on the grass. The sky above swirls with stars and pink galaxy spirals. Lighthearted, surreal, and satirical in style.

I write food and vanlife blogs, plus political satire—through the eyes of two cosmic greyhound detectives. Join us for paws, plates, and peculiarities. 🐾🍷🍲🚐
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#Issy&PoppyInvestigate

A magician pulling empty air from a top hat labelled £20k Tax Allowance, while £90bn, No Borrowing, and DODGE Plan float away like smoke. Issy & Poppy in the corner, watching suspiciously.

Promised: £20k tax allowance, £90bn cuts, no borrowing, DODGE savings.
Delivered: Aspirations.
Reform UK’s “Contract with You” now reads more like “Terms & Conditions Apply.” #ReformUK

Robert Jenrick at the Tory conference holding a wig, or a mushroom.

Robert Jenrick's mushroom.

Issy & Poppy are currently sniffing around Farage + Gill + others = Russia for their next dispatch. 😉🐾

Tweet from Nigel Farage 27 Mar 2017 stating, “If Brexit is a disaster, I will go and live abroad.” Bottom image: Billboard-style graphic showing Nigel Farage with the quote “Brexit has failed,” attributed to BBC Newsnight, 15 May 2023.

#ReformUK

When is he leaving?

Tommy Robinson having a problem with border police. Two cosmic greyhound detectives look on. Aircraft 8n the background.

Cosmic greyhound detectives Issy & Poppy sniff out Tommy Robinson’s luxury holidays 🐾 Expect satirical sleuthing, Gravy Bones & surreal MI5-style reports 👉
tinyurl.com/236m5z2h

Chicken, carrot, apple & chickpea albóndigas served in a white bowl with silky tomato broth — cosy dinner for one.

Swapped parsnips for carrots and conjured up solo comfort: Chicken, Chickpea, Carrot & Apple Albóndigas in silky tomato broth. Quick, cosy, and a nod to José Pizarro.
👉 tinyurl.com/mwzpx8c6
#WhatsCooking

Cartoon greyhounds Issy and Poppy stand against a warm Andalusian brick wall under olive branches. Both have greying snouts and white chests. Poppy wears a monocle. The title reads “Issy & Poppy Investigate: Brexit Satire & Cambridge Analytica.”

EU citizens, Brexit chaos & Cambridge Analytica lies — Issy & Poppy Investigate it all, tails up, irony intact!
tinyurl.com/4547vk55
#BrexitSatire

Surreal painting of two black greyhounds — one wearing a monocle, the other hovering mid-air — beside a solemn man in a suit holding a clipboard, half-sunk in earth. A bucket labelled “SOFT POWER” sits nearby, all bathed in a moody golden light.

🐾 Issy & Poppy Investigate: The Donor and the Diamond 💎
Brexit’s backroom benefactor, Russian rendezvous, and a Chelsea house of mirrors.
Two greyhounds sniff out the scent of “soft power.”
Satire, not journalism — but sharper than a Monocle.
tinyurl.com/556ssf7p

Bonkers rabbit holding a carrot and wearing an Ushanka, labelled with REFORM USSR. Caption: Bribe, baby, bribe

Issy & Poppy Investigate: Bribe Baby Bribe Brexit Party MEP. 🐾

👻 Joey: SQWAAK! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE!
👉 tinyurl.com/mbz9hbds

Cartoon of sinister bald man writing at desk, black greyhound with monocle reading “Top Secret” document, manic rabbit popping out of teapot, with UK and USA flags and a door labeled “ENTER FOR THE 1930s” in background.

Issy & Poppy sniff out Reform UK’s Stephen Miller analogue 🐾 The Crumbmaster drafts harsh immigration policy with biscuit-stained fingers, Jasper rewires vaults for surrealism, and Digestives patrol civil liberties. Satire, absurdity, chaos.
tinyurl.com/ypcyactb

Cosmic greyhound detectives, one juggling a croissant, overlooking Nigel Farage.

£900k property, gin debts, and a tax trail that stinks of spin 🐾 Issy & Poppy sniff it all out - Strasbourg politics like you’ve never seen. 🐾 🥐
tinyurl.com/yjbc9kad

Chicken Supreme on a white plate. Seasoned with black pepper.

A taste of the Med in one pan!
Juicy chicken supreme with olives, sun-dried tomatoes, white wine & cream — simple, rustic & full of autumn comfort 🍂
Recipe ➤ tinyurl.com/4kp33n3e
#WhatsCooking

Satirical cartoon caricature of Richard Tice wearing a Reform UK rosette, smirking in front of a courtroom door marked “Gill Guilty Plea,” while Nathan Gill peeks out holding a sack labelled “Russian Roubles.” Caption reads “Mr Contradiction.”

Mr Contradiction levitates: Dubai views, anti-WFH rants, and rosetted denials with Nathan Gill. Issy & Poppy investigate hypocrisy dressed as Reform. 🐾 Satire, monocles, and spectral rabbits await → tinyurl.com/4m26u98a