Cody Pasby

Feeling very validated after annoying everyone I know this entire offseason with “Harrison Bader is a perfect fit for the Giants” takes. Outfield defense just got exponentially better.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

I don’t want to completely write off the Broncos but in all likelihood Niner fans will be given no choice but to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Dark days ahead in Santa Clara.

Sourdough Sam I Wanna Die meme with a rainbow in front of the Golden Gate Bridge

Rams or Seahawks are gonna win a Super Bowl at Levi’s Stadium.

All I will say is that I got a cryptic text about the move that I thought was in reference to the Rays, Reds & Angels three team deal involving Gavin Lux and I’d really like to live in that moment just a bit longer.

My New Year’s resolution was to not post cope after the Dodgers signed another free agent for an ungodly amount of money so you won’t hear a peep from me about a certain $60 million man no sir.

A rematch with the Seahawks minus Kittle could be brutal but hey at least we wont have to hear random people shouting “Go Birds” around the Bay Area during Super Bowl week.

Big Dom has been officially eliminated from playoff contention.

One of those “how do you even attempt to do anything normal” type of days. Sadly becoming increasingly more common.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.

This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”

god bless rob reiner for spinal tap

There’s a scene in the 1940 Pinocchio with this huge wall of clocks, each one crafted meticulously with its own unique movement & personality. It serves no purpose other than to give the animators a chance to flex. It’s astonishing.

Anyway, Bob Iger just pissed on all those animators graves today.

Congrats to Jeff Kent, the first former Survivor contestant elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame.

Maybe Netflix sees WB as their theatrical release studio. Or maybe Dune Part 3 will have a two week release window then go straight to streaming. Who knows! Not feeling very optimistic about the future of the theater experience at the moment though.

The studio that just had a record setting run of consecutive box office success is about to be sold to a company that is actively trying to kill movie theaters. Seems bad!

I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve said “They’re doing N*zi shit” since January, but it bears repeating as this administration actively works to keep food out of people’s mouths that THEY ARE DOING N*ZI SHIT.

Too bad Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this he would’ve hated it.

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Very jealous of the fans who can just appreciate that we just witnessed one of the great World Series of all time. Just can’t do it, absolutely sick to my stomach.

Dodgers are just gonna win forever until we die. Sucks!

Ah. Well, nevertheless

Blue Jays have a chance to do the funniest thing possible right now

“This sucks, I hate this” I mutter to myself as we watch the best baseball player ever do incredible things on the game’s biggest stage.

It’s been so long since Canada had the World Series that they must’ve forgot baseball doesn’t have a halftime break. Only reasonable explanation I can think of.

I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.

This sucks but the look on Blake Treinen’s face when he gives up a late inning dong to Cal Raleigh next week will make it all worth it.

RIP D'Angelo (1974-2025) 🕊️😔

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such