An absolute legend driving into a mysterious pacific northwest town speaking into a tape recorder: "Diane. 11:30AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
#twinpeaksday
24.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@brontesim.bsky.social
artist, writer, maker, nerd, bookphile, cyclist Gen X/millennial cusp Aquarius/Pisces cusp I spend most of my time impersonating an adult Insta: maryartberry (abandoned) Tumblr: brontesim, maryartberry, swvchallenge Twit: brontewhore (abandoned)
An absolute legend driving into a mysterious pacific northwest town speaking into a tape recorder: "Diane. 11:30AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
#twinpeaksday
24.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Running my handwriting through three text recognition apps was...humbling.
I think my favorite was the random paragraph of Arabic. Just no.
#ThankfulThursday ❄️
19.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 257 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0Parked bike on the side of the trail, looking off into the distance, yearning for more adventure, but I guess we'll WAIT FOR THE HUMAN or whatever
Went for a long ride today, short sleeves, no long socks. Looked at the forecast, begrudgingly turned on A/C.
But remember, kids, climate change isn't real.
My baby book says I saw Return of the Jedi at 3 months. The nerd was strong with this one.
11.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just watched someone pay with a check at the grocery store, in this the year of our apocalypse 2026.
11.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the only literary race I’m running is trying to get all these damn books outta my head before the icy hand of Death takes me to that big kayaking spot in the sky
08.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 699 🔁 56 💬 18 📌 9Sims 2 Castaway on DS was a joke on asthmatic people THERE I SAID IT
09.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#SundaySilence
The sun rises over the Susquehanna River on a wintry morning.
Ha! I'm constantly watching his videos
07.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i think my academic employer’s refusal to provide indoor bike parking (e.g. in its very spacious underground parking garage) is premised on the claim that such storage poses a “fire hazard.”
i just want to remind everyone that not all cyclists ride ebikes.
Is anyone else seeing that time Germany invaded Soviet Russia only to be woefully overwhelmed by the arctic tundra that their enemy was very used to? Just me then?
06.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me writing the first bread crumbs to a scene where some serious shit goes down:
06.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#ForestFriday 🍃
30.01.2026 13:31 — 👍 97 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0A nighttime photograph of a long pedestrian bridge during a heavy snowfall. The scene is softly lit by a row of tall streetlamps, each with three glowing bulbs, casting warm yellow light through the falling snow. The lamps recede into the distance, creating a rhythmic line of light that fades into fog and darkness. The bridge walkway is covered in fresh snow, with faint footprints visible along the center path. On the right, a dark metal railing runs the length of the bridge, its top edge dusted with snow. The atmosphere feels quiet, cold, and contemplative, with limited visibility due to the dense snowfall and misty air.
Your moment of zen
30.01.2026 06:09 — 👍 5188 🔁 440 💬 92 📌 11Photographic evidence of YouTube AI summarizing one of rock's greatest songs, Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters", as "Elderly users love this song", in complete contradiction to the most popular comments
Fuck you, YouTube AI filth
30.01.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need the dev team to point to the exact place on the doll where visible scrollbars hurt them.
27.01.2026 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I randomly used 555 555 5555 at a store. Someone had already set it up, and I got a $2 reward. We're all in this together.
27.01.2026 00:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get in touch with your emotions? Yeah, that's just what Big Feelings wants you to do.
26.01.2026 19:02 — 👍 202 🔁 69 💬 0 📌 2The Anchor pub in oil. I worked on this one for ages, leaving it alone for periods and put it through quite a few changes
This oil painting shows the Anchor pub in Cambridge on Silver Street. Dated 2016 it sold probably in a Cambridge Drawing Society exhibition
#Cambridge #TheAnchor #oilpainting
It Ain't Me Babe (295)
24.01.2026 13:58 — 👍 226 🔁 55 💬 8 📌 3Me rolling into work with a -30°F windchill and seeing all the empty chairs
23.01.2026 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A thick mist over the river with a rowing boat-oars up, trees barely visible in the distance.
Rowing into the mist.
#landscape
#photography
Hot take: sweatpants are pantaloons made from thicker material
20.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0