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David Stokes

@scottywrotem.bsky.social

Artist, book devourer, wasp haterer. Was @scottywrotem on Twitter.

181 Followers  |  129 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 13.10.2023  |  1.605

Latest posts by scottywrotem.bsky.social on Bluesky

And you June, I am nothing short of sporadic these days.

25.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To roominate is to walk into a room and forget deeply why you walked into it in the first place.

25.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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By number 5 ranked professional darts player James Wade.

21.09.2025 08:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The mind is a Buckaroo.

16.09.2025 06:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bunting is a gateway flag.

29.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you reach for the onion and the onion reaches back.

20.08.2025 06:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha!

31.07.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keep your hands off my dontions, but you're welcome to all my bric-a-bras.

21.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got an artwork at the MAC in Birmingham for the Artbox Trail, on all Summer, great for kids.
I promise I'll have moved by the time you get there.

07.07.2025 12:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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B-E
B-E-U-Y-S
Beuys to entertain you

03.07.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bought an impact drill but nobody noticed.

02.07.2025 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I was a secret lemonade drinker I wouldn't write a song about it.

19.06.2025 07:55 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I work 24/7, and by that I mean twenty four minutes every seven weeks.

18.06.2025 06:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How many calories are burnt swearing at an unopenable pistachio nut?

04.06.2025 07:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can't

25.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Aloeverine

19.04.2025 18:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Edgar Allan Poe was a man of the quoth.

13.04.2025 09:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An anagram is for file, ton juts fro scram hits.

25.03.2025 17:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That proper tickled me. I did a snort laugh.

27.02.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Oh my old man's a vampire, he own a vampire's hat, he wears Van Helsing trousers and turns into a bat."

26.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 120    🔁 38    💬 5    📌 1
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Did some art. Rather enjoyed making it too.

24.02.2025 12:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This hints at the existence of a man called Bryan Bryan.

21.02.2025 12:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some beautiful poetry occurring on Connections today.

19.02.2025 11:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No, really, don't talk to him about life.

15.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 25    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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I think my word game is trying to subtly tell me something.

22.01.2025 07:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Surely another word for a hat!

13.01.2025 13:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I know we're predisposed to see faces in objects, but surely this tea bag man wins the award for most distinguished looking?

09.01.2025 12:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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