Errand Runner for the DA

It begins. Washington wins 5 in a row, philly loses out, playoffs, Superbowl win

Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest In an interview, Bruna Ferreira, who chose the White House press secretary as her son’s godmother, contested the portrayal of her as a criminal, absentee mom.

dark, dark story, upshot of which is that leavitt is a terrible person on many levels and trumpers generally are awful. wapo.st/48qWW9C

Everybody said that duke winning would create chaos, but UVA winning would have created more tough decisions.

Talk to your children about CFP teams Tulane and James Madison

All time horrific UVA loss

"The Cardiac Cavs, huh?"

Shut up, dad

WHAT in the FUCK is this weather app talking about?

“.. Federal data shows corporate investment levels are roughly in line with last year, with companies on track to invest over $5 trillion in 2025. The $20 trillion surge Mr. Trump has claimed does not appear in the available data.”

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Greg Bovino: Commander Op At Large CA Gre... • X.com @CMDROpAtLargeCA Unfortunately, we see unhinged activists bring babies or children into potentially volatile or unpredictable situations. Are they crazy?? Keep children away from law enforcement situations. Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo.1h Kenner, La. (Dec. 5) — An open borders activist uses a baby as a human shield while demanding Border Patrol leave. 1:09 EEDOMNEWS.TV 3:41 PM • 12/5/25 • 1.3K Views

It’s clear from the video this woman had just come to the park to play with her child. She said as much and was upset that there were masked men with guns in the park.

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino calls the woman an “activist” and Andy Ngo says the woman was using her child as a “human shield.”

Poorly photoshopped picture of Vin Diesel and some rock’em sock’em robots with the caption: Always been a Mattel fan, but watching them evolve into a cinematic creative force has been inspiring. Their commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special. Excited to bring this childhood classic to modern audiences with a story that examines competition in a world measured by strength, yet reveals compassion as the truest power. Hats off to @mattel This is going to be a fun one. Let's crush this

“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi

The purveyors of shit-plan health insurance are surely lobbying for stuff like this. Shareholders love seeing that the company won't be forced to cover millions of services for vulnerable infants!

#ffffff

Washington playoffs

Starting to get a playoff sweat!!! Can't wait for our home game!!! Odds if the Eagles lost at the Chargers this weekend and all of these other inevitable outcomes occur. Affording to this image, Washington is the HOTTEST TEAM IN THE NFL

made myself LOL with the alt-text here, congrats to me

Dog in snow

RAGE

Shouldn't count unless someone lays down for the last one in week 18

not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people

YouTube video by FrankZappaVEVO Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Visualizer)

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Every unbullied High Functioning Incel went to work for DOGE

It's true that every unbullied Incel causes the death of 5 people in mall shooting rampages

I dunno. Bullying is pretty bad online and on social media, away from the eyes of parents and teachers. Teens are using AI to pass around deepfake nudes of each other. It's pretty bad.

The lions shut down the cowboys, who scored 30 points and were down by 7 with 3 minutes to go and 3 timeouts

Jerry Jones

Micah Parsons was a good prospect. But my football people kept saying "Ken Clark! Ken Clark!"

YouTube video by Ortmeyer41 Seinfeld: Jay Buhner

This, but Micah Parsons youtu.be/cUwSxqnRW-8?...

With the Dallas loss, Washington is upgraded to that last, sad spot at the bottom right of the playoff graphic under "IN THE HUNT"

Here a guy who doesn't get called a eugenicist by Taylor Lorenz!