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Hindley, the REAL Owner of Wuthering Heights

@hindley.bsky.social

Parody Project Moon account The one and only Hindley, favourite child, righteous owner of Wuthering Heights. My strawpage – https://hindley.straw.page (I actually won't ban you for breaking any of them unless you are really nasty in comms)

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We're having a chat right now, Mephi took a wrong turn.. again. So we're near the Great Lake.
We'll get to the manor eventually.

#relentlesshunt

02.11.2024 19:36 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 3

Also you might've noticed already... But now I'm paying colour fees for my photos

Yes, it's pricey but I figured it's better this way

02.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I really hope these exterminators are coming soon... 'Twas fun in a way when the ants appeared... But look at me now...

They are weak but the number is great... And they've... Evolved..? Also everone just fucking disappeared! No one cares about MY birthplace, even Catherine, may she be damned.

02.11.2024 18:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Haah… These are good winds. I enjoy this particular calm before the storm.

Hold on... Navigators! Are you also seeing this?! Why are we losing our color! Who dares!

02.11.2024 13:34 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I will kick your arse

01.11.2024 00:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I do not have one because I don't know what it is, MY range of interests ends with the hedge and fence of MY manor

31.10.2024 21:22 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If I know who you are – you are dead

31.10.2024 21:20 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Correct! I made completely blank post!

31.10.2024 20:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I HATE it! Never again am I dressing up for this stupid vulgar celebration!

31.10.2024 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grmph... I've found it in a storeroom, it's very old but still looks well enough

31.10.2024 19:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You... Bloody bughead, banned!

31.10.2024 19:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damned twat!

31.10.2024 17:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate you

31.10.2024 16:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah but... I-I won't go nuts for honey, lass

31.10.2024 16:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not a literal bear, you gremlin thing!

31.10.2024 15:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wha-... You know, BANNED! I AM NOT GOING TO ANSWER A SINGLE THING!

31.10.2024 15:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rr-rrwarrr! ~

H-happy halloween everyo...

Argh! You MORONS, can't believe I did this!

Forget it right this instant!!!

31.10.2024 15:39 — 👍 40    🔁 7    💬 9    📌 0
31.10.2024 11:18 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I see where you are going with this question, smartass, I won't answer it, BANNED!

31.10.2024 06:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Huh... 'Tis... Wholesome, I have nothing to add but to thank ya for such a heartwarming message...

//I have tho... I am very happy to hear I make someone's day just a bit better. I'm sorry for posting little lately, I'm going through some uni crisis rn... Hope you will enjoy the collab I'm part of!

30.10.2024 22:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gah! You morons really think you can shatter my self confidence with such cheap moves?

I ain't some dunderhead to be fooled by your stupid and fruitless tries at making me feel nuts...

30.10.2024 22:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Negative.

I've never had any of those stupid skateboards or bicycles, 'tis some poor folks source of joy

30.10.2024 22:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Huh? Don't make me feel bad for kicking out of MY manor the intruder who was willing to fight me in the dark!

29.10.2024 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, it makes me think there are at least 6 more of you

29.10.2024 21:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I-.... I am NOT answering this question NOR answering someone who has "yaoienjoyer7" as their @!!!

29.10.2024 21:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the hell am I supposed yo even fight!? Some poor dunderhead who was dumb enough to penetrate my manor!?

29.10.2024 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh yeah? Happens, but just have a look at this small pile of corpses of your relatives I have here!

29.10.2024 21:25 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn, dark like in the arse, won't be a problem for me to fight there though

29.10.2024 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm killing him with no mercy

29.10.2024 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I guess... That's the most serious question I ever received...

Well... *gulp* there always was only one real answer... I hate to tell you that... Huh... You always have to take the bacon... That is how this world works... You can't take anything but bacon...

29.10.2024 21:07 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0