Diet Coquette

Happy international women’s day!
Who is your favorite woman?

*hunger games cannon*

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Every friend group needs one person whose dating life reassures everyone else that being single was the right call, or that maybe their marriage is actually doing just fine. I’m that person.

I have a deep and urgent yearning for precedented times

The only ethical consumption under capitalism is pussy

Insisted she drive her there. She got it scheduled incredibly quickly and the next time she came in, she got to see everyone for the first time. So, even if you don’t feel like you know any awesome people, I know I do. Also- I love that she always took her arm in arm to shop and describe the sales

There was a regular where I once worked who was blind, so when she’d come in Sonja (bagger)would take her arm in arm and shop with her. One day she was telling us there was surgery to give her vision but it was in sf, and she couldn’t get there so she wasn’t doing it. Sonja of course (con’t)

Cutest kiddo ever in her birthday outfit, purple floral skirt, yellow sweater, headband with poofs and Brown boots holding 3 lululemon bags filled with valentines and a purple pouf banner like a scarf, with long straight brown hair, a huge smile and her phone in her hand.

This is 12
My forever Galentine

Having brilliant friends is honestly such an enormous blessing.

Red 41
Gold 6-7
Hike!

Got to be part of the Super Bowl SF collage

Kenley was selected by the 49ers of course

Kiddos panini card!

Kiddo posing with a football in front of a blue neon nfl logo

NFL experience was a blast. Glad to take her again after 10 years. Did less than last time as it was crazy busy, but the giveaways were incredible. Kiddo got to be selected for the draft, see players, get a custom Super Bowl poster made, and play lots of games

Tai Peete to the Cardinals. Atleast we still get to watch him play!

I miss my dad

The crows have eyes

Rest in peace, Catherine O’Hara.
You’ll always be an icon

I certainly would not have put myself there by choice. I don’t even entertain myself. But thank you! And if you see any more come over please let me know

For anyone joining because TikTok is now owned by nazis (who are collecting your data because Trump brought back institutionalizing the mentally ill against your will), here is my list of comedians I adore. Hopefully more lists to follow

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Put my picture in your wallet to prove it’s love

(The picture can be of my penis)

I wonder if he was a tiny baby.

But being front versus back doesn’t change the big spoon into the little spoon or vice versa

I hate “little spoon or big spoon” debates. It’s front or back spoon. Spoons nesting in your drawer aren’t different sizes, they’re in different positions.

Harrison Bader acquired!!

Girls gone “wild” coming by twonks where the girls go feral

Aww yeahhhh

But she never dated before Charlie

I’ll eternally complain about the heat. I’m so smart to live here lol

Also, yes, I am

It’s gorgeous and brisk and perfect. Do you prefer when it’s 110? I’d take days like this 365 days a year.

I LOVE the fog! But people can’t drive