Justin White

A screen cap of an email I got from Staples of Canada that says "These chairs = main character energy."

Staples, please. Main chairachter energy would be way funnier.

You’re on vacation, maybe try something different.

Texans at the independent café with Starbucks they brought in.

I'm a child Expos fan, so (A) I hate your Braves with a deep passion, and (B) I agree about Portland and Montréal! The Mariners and Blue Jays also have too much territory!

Your market when I was born was about 25% of the country, so no tears shed here. Anyone whose market is too big should get expansion teams nearby. On the other hand, you might win the division a lot more this way.

The expansion teams are separated. The super division is a function of geography. The Giants and Diamondbacks I would switch.

Jim Bowden has no place in the game, but this is actually a good plan. The AL/NL distinction is dead, and there's no reason to pretend otherwise. Interleague play and the DH rule saw to that already.

Ah I see.

Uh oh which thing?

Jerry, sew!

I mean, I would support getting more stats than a Northern European.

You get Boxing Day instead.

No prob! Sorry you keep having to navigate the literal worst people on here.

I believe it's a holiday everywhere except Ontario.

You're wrong, and that's a terrible idea.

I hate it when it’s not a separate track (looking at you, Wu Tang Clan).

Deeply funny.

Cleats also.

Rap for sure has tightened it up.

Unless you are buying major label mainstream music, in which case you’ll find that sometimes that record is a triple album!

I feel lots of sympathy for her toddler.

When he said he could shoot a man in Times Square or whatever it was absolutely true.

Definitely.

Sadly, hockey just ditched the emergency goaltender.

When I was a young Canadian child who said Mary-oh I definitely also said Wary-oh.

Same. Backing out later slows everyone up more than backing in now.

Not everyone is good at everything and that’s okay! I can’t draw for shit. I can’t sculpt for shit. I can write a song that other people find meaningful. That’s okay!

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Oh there’s a third party app for that one but I forget what it is.

None of my business, but in case you want to know I opened up the person's profile to block them and it lists you as a follower (because of the thing where if you block someone you're following it doesn't unfollow automatically). Just in case you want to fix that.