Justin White jwhite - Bluesky Statics

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10.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skill issue!

10.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pour one out on a lamppost or parking meter.

10.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah but I never quote skeet for dunks anymore. More for yes ands.

10.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a Blue Jays fan yes please. As an Expos fan it’s just mean to wishcast elite players onto bigger teams all the time. Those poor Pirates fans!

10.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like the standard dunk with the screen cap receipt at the ready just in case.

10.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's probably quote-dunking and subsequently getting blocked.

10.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get Kershaw hot.

10.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would like the NL and AL central to adopt a similar thing.

10.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But then the next guy has to hit too. I dunno, they had to play tight D to win that game, and they most certainly didn't.

10.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Name and shame.

10.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me neither but he was clearly playing for the big hit not a rally. Clarke is not a big hit guy yet. Maybe some day.

10.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That first sip of beer must have been the best you've tasted in a sweet while.

10.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holy shit dude, that's impressive. I was ready to be impressed when I just thought it was a ride. And yes, I knew exactly where you ended up. I am, after all, a Burnabarian.

10.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait was that what you posted a map of? I had just assumed it was a ride.

10.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This game is absolutely unhinged.

10.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was a Team Canada-calibre play right there.

10.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t believe they got away with that.

10.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My SABR analysis: Don’t load the bases for Raleigh.

10.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes it did. He can't actually hit!

10.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Funnest pool for sure this time!

10.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is true, but I still would never be able to wear it.

10.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No brushing either, just raw dogged in there.

10.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Extra rooting for México today.

10.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look, some of us have white collar jobs, okay?

09.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Daddy, are you still working?"

"Yes."

"How is THAT working????!!!"

09.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I chuckled!

09.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tweet apparently fake. I made a joke too, but then decided against spreading.

09.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know it's unwise to comp to a hall of famer, but the guy I keep coming back to when I watch Addison Barger is a young Larry Walker.

09.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You knew the slam was coming. The question was just who it would be.

09.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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