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ajajsjsjsjjs mira el gilipollas este que se ha gastao la nómina aajajajajsj

no me gusta este juego

gemeeeeessssss

una que

eh yo te cojo algo si quieres eh a ver si me queda sitio en la maleta sjdjjsjsjs

has ganao o no has ganao (prepárate que volverá a pasar)

yo cuando brais me ha videollamado a las 8 de la mañana desde japón para enseñarme una tienda con figuritas de kaijus (le he pedido que me traiga un godzilla del 94 que va mas duro que mi puta madre)

Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

- El Vegeta feriante no existe, no puede hacerte daño

El jodidísimo Takogeta amenazando con partirme la madre si no le pillo unos takoyaki:

Se llama karasu-san!!!!! Y se inflao con mi snicker hijo de puta!!!

si alguien que no ha jugao en su puta vida a jueguitos se acostumbra al "estándar" y luego le pones el jodido ape escape le planchas el alma contra el puto suelo

PEDRE QUYE ES ESTOA SJJAJAJJA

tu puedes tonio yo tb llevo 5 días sin salir y por fin vuelvo a mi puto piso si no me caigo por las escaleras

Se me ha quitao la fiebre GOD BLESS

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

ah bueno y ayer REVENTÉ una rueda que tal ustedes

gripe dos veces en 15 días, me compré el dlc de 2025 y no lo sabía

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Ha salido Trump a hablar otra vez y ha puesto de Presidente de Venezuela a Expedition 33 merecido la verdad

Rua do Vilar 71 tu estanco de referencia, abre a las 17

a grid de steam do Hollow Knight: Silksong pero é o peregrín do camiño de santiago pintado de Hornet

poderon comigo os pensamentos intrusivos e fixen unha grid pra steam do Silksong edición peregrín

https://www.steamgriddb.com/grid/691020

en porta faxeira abre un estanco en domingo date brio mi pana

A Coyote borrowing a power tool. What’re they gonna do with it? Maybe do something with Cable Ties?

If anyone was curious yes you should play LBW it's practically the platonic ideal of a good top-down Zelda.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

A model of the first level from Mario 64.

A model of a snowy level from Mario 64.

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

i need everyone to see this picture of my cat

Doesn't this also happen when running away from it? It would be funny af if Whirlwind really blows Sudowoodo away lol

Look don't be comin' at me on a phone app saying "It's too hard" like I can't make you do anything, I'm not your mother, but if you're not a noble luddite living in a cabin with no internet I'm not going to have any sympathy for you.

Nothing ruins my suspension of disbelief faster than an explicitly wrong science statement.*
Need a science advisor to review your sci-fi scripts? I got you!

*Brought to you by a writer who needs work and was also enjoying a sci-fi show until they said a very incorrect thing