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Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

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youtu.be/mv0ErvS_Oos?...

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THIS is my Sentiment

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My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and burn them." Dude that, but now I don't know what to do with letters.

Good morning!☕️✌️

08.12.2024 12:54 — 👍 35607    🔁 3612    💬 1003    📌 323

Time Magazine cover, headlined, "When the Music Died: John Lennon." Image of John Lennon.

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do;
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too.
Imagine all the people
Livin' life in peace.
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one.

John Lennon, 10/9/40-12/8/80

08.12.2024 13:08 — 👍 30129    🔁 5476    💬 840    📌 377

Funny comic strip / meme. A group of people sit around a table during “assumption club”. One says “so, I think we all know why we’re here”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

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Terry Pratchett was a wise and gifted writer!

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Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"

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Dear America,

I'm getting really tired of being part of a
major historical event.

Unsubscribe, please.

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Spotify wrapped to annoy ppl bc literally no one cares 🙃

04.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Birdwatching in red Dead redemption 2

~RDR2 iS tOo ViOlEnt~ meanwhile players like me are birdwatching.

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If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

03.12.2024 21:02 — 👍 65896    🔁 11614    💬 881    📌 400

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Updated Registered Sex Offenders Map: January 20, 2025.

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