clout strife

i think modern's probably fine with cori staying legal cos everything else is just as broken. but i don't really play it so idk

and hired claw isn't even a problem! but even compared to other rare 1 drops in standard, only cecil is better!

it's soooo boooring id rather insta concede to t4 ouroboroid than see hired claw ever again

halloween is so cool i wish pumpkins were real

but also they very much should keep banning until red sucks and then some more. they've had enough fun

i hate playing the "keep banning until red sucks" game. i think red aggro should have cool and powerful cards available to it. but man. fuck screaming nemesis

man i am sick of screaming nemesis

gigadrowse

when im very very sleepy

i miss reading poetry............ i guess i could just do that..........

one time as a teen i spent a night in the mountains on some kind of school trip and the actual cloudless starry sky was one of the most deeply affecting experiences of my life

they're putting solar panels on the roof of the box store. good call honestly, that's a lot of surface area that was doing nothing but looking hideous

i have not...

i fell asleep? in this economy?

detective, i checked the tapes and you should have a look at this. turns out they got moving pictures on these

oh yeah he's in the mtgo one that's why i thought it's funny they left him out in arena

i think in legacy they play grim specifically because it costs 2 and not 3

there's actually a lot of conspicuous absences, the one that jumped out at me was no voltaic key, so i don't think there's an easy way to do grim monolith loops

cauldron IS in there but im pretty sure it's just to prove wrong every universes beyond whale who thinks cauldron is the actual busted card

lmao they didn't put vivi in the arena powered cube that has p9, tolarian academy, balance and every storm and reanimator deck in it. they know how sick everyone is of that fucker

many of you

that makes it better (still bad)

i will die on the hill of duskmourn being the best writing they've had in decades, all this stuff about molting rebirth, moths, doors, the american 1980s suburban house consuming the world, etc. probably the last gasp tho

you have to save so many funbux just for one draft i hate mobile gaming

powered cube on arena is fun... i got to play grim lavamancer again...

corny pop history "dark ages" stuff aside, it used to be so clear that there were themes and ideas and metaphors being communicated, and this went on for quite a while even as the game became financially successful

jesper myrfors, mtg art director in the 90s, on how the mtg set The Dark was about christians being fucked up and evil

not that this is shocking new information but man... this just makes me all the more sad about what the game has become

if there's a traceless edit function, you're no longer on the living human internet, you're on a corporate website where only the Brand is permitted to exist

notably i don't mean "the edit button". i think people who didn't grow up online don't appreciate that this is something antithetical to some of the oldest principles of posting. you couldn't edit a sent email or usenet post; everything that doesn't have an edit history can be screenshotted

one day later im still mad at myself that i put "wise" and "wisdom" in the same sentence and just hit send. this is where disrespecting editors gets you!!!!

has anyone seen the wise old turtle that knows all the world's wisdom lately? i'm exploring alternatives to google search