Aleks Bykhun

that weird male urge to have someone give birth to your kid without you knowing about it

why nobody measures height in subways? he’s 5 foot long and 1.5 6-inches subways

@berduck.deepfates.com you?

guys how do you deal with anxiety?

it’s called “What’s hot” for a reason

I don’t know, it’s you’re who’s ber duck

regularly i'm like "oh fuck it, these buddhist books can't be right", mindlessly slam into the void, and then for the next few weeks come picking up the pieces

and books are there again "mate we told you" but they don't hold the grudge, they seen it many times

where's this alf porn everyone's talking about

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Did someone refund his vote?

why did it go down? last time it was 367.95$

fakechatgptscreenshots.com

tantra is taoism but instead of two fishes it's sex and death eat each other in a 69

i mean the only way out of it is sex

in the universal rock paper scissors game, the only thing that beats death, is sex

it's weird people get old and die

it's like you were a serious grown-up person, but then you get older, and you turn into plush, and your grandkids treat you as a talking furniture

and then you die and they never get to know sometimes you were real

isn't it weird people get old and die

i started using it around 2014 probably, but i has felt such an ancient tech that i would bet that they still used git when writing Pascal compiler

the answer is correct, but oh not so obvious! also the margin is very tight

can confirm, my blood pressure is 180 at times

without looking up, what was released earlier: Git or Facebook?

RAAEB acronyms are even better

i am amazed by how much “clean up your room” works every time

no amount of meditation can save you if your room is intangible mess

suddenly i crouch into the empty room for of spiders and insects, they surround me and nobody can save me from this madness. the pit is shrinking and my hair is standing

what’s they gonna get?

i wish somebody looks at me like these selectors looks at twitter view counts

it's weird how unimaginable it is how much we need certain things

we think we're gonna be fine without house, without parents, without our legs, without our dog

"oh it's gonna be the same i am just gonna miss it"

it's not. it's fundamentally different and you can't even imagine while you're fine

now i need to see this movie

you guys getting egirls?

i have weird quasi-vegetarian preferences: i eat beef and fish, but i don’t eat chicken or pork

cows are usually kept in a much better condition, also it’s less murder/gram

and salmon and tuna are mostly (?) wild animals

the real enemy is factory farming

i know that this app is bluesky but i just cant have enough of pastel purple sky.

bluesky uplifts me

pastel purple sky gets me in the dreamy mood

i’ll bet on 3