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Oh, mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid’ll eat ivy too wouldn’t you?

This Saturday, I will be hanging out with the esteemed @lordgoogoo.bsky.social to discuss All That Jazz on Twitch.tv/lord_googoo so don’t miss out!

Man it’s a hot one…

More like E Didn’t

My NYT Top 100 Movies of the 21st Century ballot

Definitely stressed over this a bit too much. Looked at the official poll results and saw that, of my top ten, only two movies (Elephant and Force Majeure) didn’t make the cut.

@puzzmo.com Hey quick question: what is a purple word in Bongo?

Why Kissinger would have been a Fortnite champ − and other foreign policy lessons from the gaming world (The Conversation is an independent and nonprofit source of news, analysis and commentary from academic experts.)

I don’t wanna place but the fishy on me… drop a like or you eat poop

Hmm, tomorrow is Friday the 13th?

Dr. Oz Says People Will Receive Medicaid If They Can ‘Prove That They Matter’ He continues to defend Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” by claiming that there will be no Medicaid cuts.

Little fucking goblin man, gives all doctors a bad name. Sure would be a shame if he got bird flu from those ostriches.

But if Normal Night was stupid, then that would mean that Stupid Night… nah nah nah nah nah

So true bestie!

Israeli Soldiers Open Fire Near Gaza Aid Site. Gaza Officials Say 27 Are Killed.

“Dr. al-Farra said that most of the victims were children aged between 10 and 13, many with gunshot wounds to the head or chest.”

The Birthday Boy

Tune in for a must-see celebration stream for our very own birthday boy, the one and only WiseBloodKoolAid! Come by and see what he's got for us to watch on his special day!

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Tune in this Friday for a Corman-style schlocky satire about a future where the government is really stupid and fascist. Or is it a documentary??? Lol jk jk. ROAD MONTH drives on with DEATH RACE 2000.

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This is what happened when Thomas Keller asked me to leave the French Laundry Thomas Keller is a legendary chef. Chronicle critic MacKenzie Chung Fegan hadn’t met him, until she went to the French Laundry and he asked her to leave.

French Laundry? Pee-ew!! (Apologies to the French)

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How it feels to look for funny videos

Smokey & The Bandit

ROAD MONTH continues with a Burt Reynolds classic, plus bonus Sally Field!

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Trump mortician makeup

When you’re a fat, bloated, bald, pallid ghoul but you tell the mortician you want that “tall dark and handsome” look

Well you could simply consume the loads if you were really worried about it.

RFK Jr says he’d vaccinate his kid for measles then backtracks

*Gives a single piece of sane advice*

“Oh shit oh fuck I mean don’t listen to me I’m an idiot”

Xenomorph Queen

Grendel's Mother

Godzilla 1998

The Brood mom

Happy Mother's Day to these ferocious ladies, we love you moms!

"It's not whether you believe but whether you are believable." - Pope Francis
In his final 24 hours Francis condemned the deliberate starvation in Gaza, called for peace in Ukraine and Sudan and scolded JD Vance over abuses of the rule of law.
Go to the angels.

Pope Francis laughing

RIP to Pope Francis, possibly the greatest pope of all time, even though he did apparently use the Italian f-slur. Really hoping the hardcore traditional cardinals don’t succeed in replacing him with a backwards asshole, but, as a wise man once said, “It is what it is.”

Poster for 2002’s The Salton Sea starring Val Kilmer

For the second and final stream of VAL MONTH, we’ll be watching The Salton Sea, a 2002 Neo-noir starring Kilmer and Vincent D’Onofrio. Hope to see you on Friday! It’s gonna be a “good” one! (Because Good Friday).

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Calling an audible for the April stream theme. We will do road movies another time, but this month is officially VAL MONTH! Join us this Friday for the first screening, TOP SECRET! by the Zucker Brothers.

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amazing stuff. @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social dancing just like jamiroquai live over at www.twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

Man, this really sucked

Finally a solution to the insidious communist plot…

Wanna see Josh Hartnett play Iago in an adaptation of Othello about a star basketball player dating his sister Desi? HOOPS MONTH concludes tomorrow with 2001’s O, directed by Tim Blake Nelson.

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Oscar-winning Palestinian director is attacked by Israeli settlers and detained by the army Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning documentary film “No Other Land." He was then detained by the Israeli military in the occupied West Bank.

Hamdan Ballal, Palestinian co-director of the Academy Award Winning documentary No Other Land (which STILL hasn’t found distribution in the US) was disappeared by Israel after being brutally attacked by settlers in a literal lynch mob. This is what total shameless impunity looks like.