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Mark Bauer

@thepurplebauer.bsky.social

🔵 expat living in an un-named country that does not permit extradition to Tr-mpistan. The beatings will stop in 4 years. Unless the Orange Melon Felon cancels the next election.

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Post image 03.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Translation: We used up all the good shit so now we are going to use old-school dumb bombs.

03.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have used that phrase myself but nobody died during the event

03.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness he’s reasonably knowledgeable about bullshit.

03.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Military questioned use of makeshift office space in Kuwait where U.S. troops were killed The first American service members to die in the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran were killed in an apparent Iranian drone attack on a makeshift office space in Kuwait, sources told CBS News.

This sounds like some of Hegseth’s cronies are going to be court-martialed

www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-st...

03.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 9    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1

just a reminder that Markwayne Mullin, current war apologist and chief excuse maker for the Trump Admin, has never served in the military and doesn't know Jack shit about wars.

03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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DOJ Drops Defense Of Biglaw Executive Orders, Leaving Capitulating Firms Holding $940 Million Bag - Above the Law Turns out the Executive Orders Biglaw feared aren’t worth defending after all.

Super taco!

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Why don’t they just give up on all this muddled messaging and admit they did it because Bibi ordered them to do it?

03.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Anxiously awaiting the emergency requests for billions of dollars for missile acquisitions.

03.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woohoo I got it.

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03.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 50    🔁 38    💬 18    📌 6
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DOJ Drops Defense Of Biglaw Executive Orders, Leaving Capitulating Firms Holding $940 Million Bag - Above the Law Turns out the Executive Orders Biglaw feared aren’t worth defending after all.

Super taco!

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Peace Party on a Sunday! 💯🗽💙👇 Please follow all and share. We are #StrongerTogether Let's Grow! 😀😀😀 go.bsky.app/4mVNmNH

01.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 38    🔁 22    💬 16    📌 2

Trump murdered 3 American citizens today.

01.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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It Can Now Be Plainly Said: Trump Is Planning a November Coup d’État During the campaign, it was kind of hard to picture the specifics of how Trump might pull such a thing off. Alas, it’s getting less hypothetical by the week.
01.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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If nothing else, the strikes on Iran make Kushner and Witkoff look like total deceitful assholes.

28.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Let them eat Liver Cake

27.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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No money for healthcare but....

27.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone, lawmakers say The U.S. military used a laser Thursday to shoot down a “seemingly threatening” drone flying near the U.S.-Mexico border. It turned out the drone belonged to Customs and Border Protection, lawmakers…

This Adminstration is so fucking incompetent it's unreal. Just wait till they fuck up and shoot down an airliner.

27.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Democrats call missing Trump documents in Epstein files ‘largest cover-up in modern history’ Documents related to a woman’s sexual assault complaint against US President Donald Trump in the Jeffrey Epstein files were not released by the FBI, according to investigative reports. Democrats on…

Nothing to see here, just move along 😎

26.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Nah AI that creates kiddie porn

26.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has trickled a few texts out...

26.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nearly blind refugee abandoned by US border patrol found dead in Buffalo Investigation under way after man was dropped off five miles from home but family wasn’t notified, officials say

Trump commits another murder.

26.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 23    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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Rep. Gonzales Faces Pressure Over Harassment Allegations Several of Gonzales' fellow Republicans are calling for him to resign after allegations he had an affair with a staffer.

Another star from the party of family values.

26.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 16    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 1