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Mark Bauer

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🔵 expat living in an un-named country that does not permit extradition to Tr-mpistan. The beatings will stop in 4 years. Unless the Orange Melon Felon cancels the next election.

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Post image 06.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome. So now Trump is the interim president of Venezuela and Iran, and next will be Cuba.

06.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Trump and Hegseth are officially mass murderers

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

06.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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A month in, TrumpRx falls short of president’s grand promises — STAT WASHINGTON — President Trump heralded his signature drug discount platform, TrumpRx, as “one of the most transformative health care initiatives of all time.”

Anyone surprised?

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05.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Classic blackmail

05.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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05.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 66    🔁 53    💬 40    📌 6
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Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after building criticism over immigration enforcement President Donald Trump on Thursday fired his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and said he will nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin. Trump made the announc...

Captain Dumbshit gets a new job

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05.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you ever seen them together? I have not.

04.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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US blows through $2B in Iran war as emergency order for extra munitions issued Concerns that the Trump administration may start asking U.S.-based defense manufacturers to start producing munitions more quickly are on the rise as strikes in Iran continue with no official end date

$2B and counting….

www.themirror.com/news/politic...

04.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
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Translation: We used up all the good shit so now we are going to use old-school dumb bombs.

03.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have used that phrase myself but nobody died during the event

03.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness he’s reasonably knowledgeable about bullshit.

03.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Military questioned use of makeshift office space in Kuwait where U.S. troops were killed The first American service members to die in the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran were killed in an apparent Iranian drone attack on a makeshift office space in Kuwait, sources told CBS News.

This sounds like some of Hegseth’s cronies are going to be court-martialed

www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-st...

03.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 9    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1

just a reminder that Markwayne Mullin, current war apologist and chief excuse maker for the Trump Admin, has never served in the military and doesn't know Jack shit about wars.

03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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DOJ Drops Defense Of Biglaw Executive Orders, Leaving Capitulating Firms Holding $940 Million Bag - Above the Law Turns out the Executive Orders Biglaw feared aren’t worth defending after all.

Super taco!

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Why don’t they just give up on all this muddled messaging and admit they did it because Bibi ordered them to do it?

03.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Anxiously awaiting the emergency requests for billions of dollars for missile acquisitions.

03.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woohoo I got it.

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03.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 51    🔁 38    💬 18    📌 6
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DOJ Drops Defense Of Biglaw Executive Orders, Leaving Capitulating Firms Holding $940 Million Bag - Above the Law Turns out the Executive Orders Biglaw feared aren’t worth defending after all.

Super taco!

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Peace Party on a Sunday! 💯🗽💙👇 Please follow all and share. We are #StrongerTogether Let's Grow! 😀😀😀 go.bsky.app/4mVNmNH

01.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 38    🔁 22    💬 16    📌 2

Trump murdered 3 American citizens today.

01.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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It Can Now Be Plainly Said: Trump Is Planning a November Coup d’État During the campaign, it was kind of hard to picture the specifics of how Trump might pull such a thing off. Alas, it’s getting less hypothetical by the week.
01.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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