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willem dafoe ass ornament.

lil devil jester elf guy clay christmas ornament

new ornament alert, muthafuckas! look at this cat. new best mate, causin holiday ruckus.

really not that much to ask, in the end.

oh not even close. got it saved.

suppose second would be in earlier days like 2010? when a goat escaped from buffalo zoo and immediately there was a @ buffalogoat account sayin shit like “i’m strolling down the 33 bitches, where y’all at?”

the good days of twitter.

similar way we use frequently:
extra firm, cubed
soy sauce
bit of oil
nutritional yeast
into a container you can shake all and marinate a bit.
bake on parchment or airfry works great too.

her face said, “come at me again and i’ll break your fuckin nose”
…
“meta glasses ass bitch”

lovely

i dig the whole city jersey and whatnot with the nba — but some of this shit is corny as fuck. cleveland, “the land” ??? is that a thing? does anyone say that? or has ever referred to cleveland as ‘the land’? idk, asking for real, but if not it’s goofytime

atheist who maybe believes in sasquatch and chupacabra

*stares in mirror, intently*

i am once again thinking...

have men ever just considered:

***shutting the fuck up***

glasgow! again!

honestly didn't see this result today.

#SALvGLA

stored in the ...

hey now! just saw this as they went over for #2! not too shabby an end of half

methinks...
bsky.app/profile/dunc...

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bsky.app/profile/edge...

whittled mine down to 200 albums lol

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bsky.app/profile/carl...

i *already* cannot wait for world cup to be over.
everywhere is gonna be so fucking tedious.

fuck fifa. fuck the world cup. fuck this horseshit clown show.

A digital illustration on toned paper background of a large, black, and very woolly Krampus, a goat-like demon who goes out to punish the bad children the night before the feast of St. Nicolas, December 6th. This Krampus has very long curving horns coming out nearly horizontal from his head. He has pointed ears, fangs, a long red tongue, and his whole body down to his goat legs is converted in thick black fleece, including a long tail. In his left hand, outstretched forward and over his head, he holds a large two-pronged fork, and in the other hand held at his side, a red whip looping around behind him. A curling black banner above Krampus bears red lettering reading ‘Vielleicht passiert es heute’, German for ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Edward Gorey drawing of a family + one crocodile lined up in the snow to decorate a Christmas tree, in the background a manor house looms in the overcast distance

tis the season ❄️🎄

Ladies and gentlemen, the first home goal in Torrent history 🥹

certainly not a defense of some fuckin jsoc admiral, just on the surface of it all — fucking incredible.

imagine working for 34 years, attaining essentially the highest rank achievable, then falling on your sword for these two slapdick criminals.

De Vuelta a la Barbarie, by La Armada track by La Armada

listen to some ‘latino hardcore fury’ from my dominican brothas, la armada!

always on point.

laarmada.bandcamp.com/track/de-vue...

fuckin weak sauce from #rugbyvalues world rugby. 3 months for an eye gouge is pathetic.

guessing they found a ‘communist somali’ here ‘illegally’ probably came here on a speedboat from venezuela

bigfoot

my new daily commuter. 0.33 MPG baby!