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first thing i thought was, jfc another reason to hate that whiny little bitch caillou... *and then* i opened the alt text. 🤜🤛

Christian Nationalists have been preparing and positioning themselves for this for decades. They expect a large % of Jews to die before they bring white supremacist Jesus back.

seemingly endless time is top tier! one of those random singles from way back that always sticks with me

never worked eh?

pete: “hold my fifth…”

abundantly clear i have zero fucking knowledge of tanker nomenclature. like, i know it’s not petal to the metal. imagining one of those big ass levers they push forward or whatever the fuck.

joke stands

throttle full balls ahead in my 8,000,000 ton oil tanker, baby! “hell yeah we’re making a run for it!!!”

*pulls from his oakley backpack a cowboy hard hat beer holder, loads up up two icehouse tall boys with tubes … locked cocked and ready to rock

luke, nooooo!
i had to look this up, and what, it’s a strip club in atlanta?! sounds like some mormon bs showing!

luke, cmon man. many issues in just san antonio alone you could get behind in protest — how about how many dogs are killed each year? hunger and unhoused in sa? new arena? ffs, texas!?

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project pat twin peaks intro

art.

Understanding our current predicament requires acknowledging that every single conservative from the establishment “intellectuals” like Ross to the lowest jug hooting simpleton has driven themselves insane via a media diet that hasn’t communicated a single true fact to any of them in 6 years

chocolate chip cookie dough

finished chocolate chip cookies in sheet pan mode

lazyass will just sheetpan the cookie dough instead. all the same.

fwiw, i made these with almond flour & a bit of cassava flour, veg shortening, and mixed the sugar and brown sugar with coconut sugar.

@thepackad.bsky.social on the ears, and it’s all just vibes here

what would be a good reason, asshole?

school of lil graves and oppenheimers building nukes?

fucking knucklehead posting

absolutely fucking depraved society

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and we’ve got college softball on the tele and willie on the speakers.

just about everything everywhere sucks a whole lotta ass — except this space right here.

remember to take solace wherever the fuck you can at the moment.

fuck this shit, ima have some wine and make some cookies

yes! and ffs we don’t need the caveat!
like, no one fucking likes the ayatollahs except those who directly benefit from that sort of structure in place (sound familiar?!) — it doesn’t fucking matter — we dont get to just fucking murder whoever the fuck we want when we want. it’s just that simple.

fun to imagine that by our own measure of who and why we coup, assassinate, and/or remove from power — we would’ve taken out

every. single. us. president.

save for maybe harrison, garfield, and idk lincoln i guess.

no.
we murdered more kids, you abhorrent fucking scumbag

would be dope if someone ‘regime-changed’ us, ya know what i’m sayin

milk snakes ended up with the win!!!

shit, or are they coral snakes!? who can say

will directly connect this to the clowns who insist trump and gop won’t (at least) derail the midterms or (at worst) completely suspend elections. “they legally have no grounds to do this” is the common phrase.

get tae fuck! as of any rule of law matters to the fascists. who will stop them?

a torn and tattered gumby dog toy

gumby did not make it

the sooner we no longer exist the better it will be for the world

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operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

watching chiefs v crusaders, and these kits are like trying to determine a coral snake from a milk snake — so similar in color

watching chiefs v crusaders, and these kits are like trying to determine a coral snake from a milk snake
#chivcru

art

hard drive check for this pos