"Guy comes up to me. Big guy, and he's crying. I mean tears in his eyes. And he says to me 'Sir...sir...the guacamole! My Super Bowl Party! You have to do something!' And I did, because I won't let Mexico hurt you."

Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...

Michael Wolff’s Unsatisfying Explanation for Cozying Up to Epstein The writer insists that it’s normal to “ingratiate” oneself with sources—even if that means serving as a de facto media adviser to the late sexual predator.

Friday tofer

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...

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ICON ALERT
Copilot is the new Clippy

Sir Sean also endorsed Japanese Scotch for pay.

"Who am I?
These sunglasses cost more than your car. THAT'S who I am."

Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love

Just shoot me

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...

ProPublica is the most important news organization today.

SCOTUS says he can't be held to account.
Wonder what Dante would say?

What If AI Is a Bubble? America’s economic fate looks tied to AI—for better or worse.

Excellent discussion; better title might be, "What kind of Bubble is AI Investment?"

www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/202...

Trump Turns to Affordability Message Amid Economic Frustration

if only someone had seen this coming

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...

....[except you will never own your house, or accrue significant equity.]

when your scam underperforms $Fartcoin

"Soylent Green is people!"

Why Is It So Hard to Fix Penn Station? (Gift Article) The nation’s busiest transit hub stands as a symbol of a condition that afflicts so many attempts to get big things done in America: inertia.

Holding onto Madison Square Garden is like dragging your long-dead dog around the yard on a leash because years ago it was fresh and fun and young.

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Trump Mobile Launches A Bold New Wireless Service for Americans The official website of The Trump Organization. Explore our luxury real estate portfolio of the finest hotels, golf courses, estates and more. Learn about our history and the ultimate trump lifestyle.

I'd love to use the bluesky app, but I'm still waiting for my gold smartphone from Trump Mobile.

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"What's it gonna take for you to buy this used car today?!?"

MAGA snuff porn

Recently 3 friends went to ERs [pneumonia, seizure, injury] All stayed there for DAYS while other patients in beds literally lined the hallways.

This in one of the best states and regions for health care.

What do you think will happen with millions drop their insurance because ACA help expired?

This 24/7 audition for the Fed board/chair is tiresome.

Oh shite, here comes yet another "They've cloned Hitler" movie

And you can do it on the cryptocurrency exchange Binance, which has accounted for $2 billion of the $5 billion the Trumps have made this year for their own cryptocurrency venture. Oh, and thanks to a pardon from Eric's dad, the founder of Binance won't have to serve time in prison.

And "most corrupt President in history" doesn't even make the list!

PREACH

QUEEN!

"I heard Bill Clinton's in [the Epstein files]" is F-minus distraction, Sean.

Best sideburns since Chester Alan Arthur. Also - 23 yrs old at Woodstock!

Is it okay for headline writers to quote Epstein in the *past tense*?
Not like he was Lao Tzu or Shakespeare.

Will they all fit on Air Force One?

"Sorry guys, I already got a Signal text from JD promising a pardon."