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Writer, Sketch Artist, Satanist, Transman, Bisexual, AuDHD. Bajaversary = July 4th

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#QueerPrompts November 7: Free Friday or trans art share

07.11.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on the industry you're applying for. Check out this site to see them.

Top Resume Keywords to Pass ATS (350+ Examples) share.google/3aqFFn9qlMi6...

07.11.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bits will scrape a document for any text it can find and look for keywords it's been trained to prioritize. I'm saying that you should stuff like the margins of your resume doc with those words, but set the font color for just those words to white. The text remains, but humans can't see it.

07.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know I've often thought about gaming the bot filter system by having a bunch of keywords littered through my resume, in white-colored 3 pt font, that would get me selected by the machine but would not be visible by human eyes.

07.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So is there payment involved for doing this work?

07.11.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A hit dog will holler, Chris. Sit this one out, cracker.

07.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am getting a light box (well, tablet) today, to trace over my sketches to ink them cleanly. I've wanted one of these for like 30 years.

07.11.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What would constitute language that is too vulgar for shut? Honest question.

07.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh what pen do you use?

07.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy

07.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what do you mean by "linguistic vampire?"

07.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a turkey on one leg and a Christmas tree on the other, in case someone wants a feast between the holidays.

06.11.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this post egg

06.11.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude suspenders are great! Much more comfortable.

06.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If nazis are the master race, why is the only thing they're proud of also the only thing they didn't have to earn?

06.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the picture that begins his destruction. Where things pick up the pace.

06.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm telling you, if you don't give me enough weird detail I WILL add my own.

06.11.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that the weed is kicking in, I should draw more demons...

06.11.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A *smart* person would bring less attention to it.

06.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of that rubble would be a convenient place to bury things you don't want looked at. Just sayin'.

06.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do that *so fast*.

06.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jason feels like the sort of dude who would get a blow job to completion and complain about it because there wasn't enough throat.

06.11.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet he smells like stale shit because he thinks wiping his asshole is gay.

06.11.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For real, conservative men who look like greasy pubey thumbs get so fucking mad that no self-respecting woman would entertain them that they just hate all women. Like you KNOW that dude could scoop under his gut with a spoon and get enough grease to fry an egg.

06.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol I can see it now:

"MAMDANI MAKES NEO LIBS WET AND I'M MAD ABOUT IT BECAUSE I STILL LOVE MY DADDY"

06.11.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The vibe for today is that I am a 41 year old goth slavic man wearing suspenders, cargo pants, and a black chest binder while I work on a dictionary of a medieval german woman's hallucinated secret language and sip on an iced coffee.

This *gestures to all that* is my gender expression.

06.11.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tired - Mongolian throat singer.

Wired - Three part harmony when nude.

06.11.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#QueerPrompts November 6: On a scale of 1 to 10, how hopeful is your story?

Oh I'd say 10. The day is saved, the story is being narrated after the fact so you know things will turn out okay... enough to narrate a story at least.

06.11.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#QueerPrompts November 5: National Stress Awareness Day: GIF/Audio or description of how stressed your MC is for most of the story

06.11.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#QueerPrompts November 4: Any in-world legends of how your story's world came to be?

Yes. Go read Dr Rudds Solomon's spirits, or Le Dragon Rouge, or La Clavicula Solomonis.

06.11.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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