NeoDarkMage neodarkmage - Bluesky Statics

Eat it in my office

04.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 76 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0

A squat Pic is SSS Tier every single time

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We can indeed eat each other off the bone. From front to back my good sir. Both of our legs will shake and nips be sore.

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Tight and warm 🤤🥴

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Jirachi
Ampharos
Miltank
Eleckid
Lucario

26.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I warn this person I hardly know about someone they just met? The person who goes thru friends like toilet tissue in a mall on saturday???

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I got dragon and I love it

17.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hooray took me 2 hrs to put on pants...I need this done but I genuinely do not want to do it so im stuck in my head again at war for hours trying to bring myself to do it. The worst part is the heightened stress levels from all this back and forth leaving me exhausted. I feel helpless and enraged.

16.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly she's only good with the seasonal boosts in place. By next month the drop off will be dramatic. Deadpool tank and healer are still fun tho.

16.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For the lather kinksters 😇

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Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note. Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!" Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer. Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.

10.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 12490 🔁 2806 💬 120 📌 49

Stay right there I'll flood I mean cover your hole I mean rear 🥴😅

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Impossible

03.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Those buns 😍 🤤🥴

03.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Facts. Y'all better dance to this old shit🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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I love being Black.

I love Black people who also love being Black.

I love Black people.

I love Black people that also love other Black people.

If you’re Black, I love you!

#HappyBlackHistoryMonth 🖤

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A good chest pump today

31.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 281 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 0

That ending had me GOOPED....NO WONDER HE KNEW THE DIFFERENCE IN ALIEN HIARCHY.

01.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

January 30, 2026
Good night everyone…😘

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Daddy dick horny as fuck

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