Here’s my latest commission - #astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3. Who doesn’t like a smirky, hot vampire?
Just get in touch for commissions- I’m cheap as chips and a hoot to work with. That’s a review I wrote myself, but I reckon it’s accurate.
@youwurex.bsky.social
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Here’s my latest commission - #astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3. Who doesn’t like a smirky, hot vampire?
Just get in touch for commissions- I’m cheap as chips and a hoot to work with. That’s a review I wrote myself, but I reckon it’s accurate.
People sometimes have wrong impression of me because of what I post online. I’m just an ambiverted-friendly and introverted-judgmental queer person in real life 🦄🤪.
15.05.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are some good musical soundtracks we can use for gym classes?
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Need something to make my classes gayer 🌈 and more upbeat 💃 (I coach at 6AM and 7AM).
I have a very vulgar inner monologue, constantly.
06.05.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In college, my roommate walked in with a hideous looking sweatshirt. My gayass mouth blurbed out “THATS AN UGLY SHIRT”. He told me “I spent $600 on this”. I said left the room with a very noticeable stank face. He’d better off spend $600 on a flamethrower and burn everyone’s eyes with it.
29.04.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy 6th Wedding anniversary! Here’s to many more years of love, queerness, cuteness, and all the silliness that makes us us. Always out! @youwurex.bsky.social
20.04.2025 15:56 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I like big bowls! Welcome to the wonderful world of giant bowls of fish at this Chinese restaurant.
🍽️ B2J Fish Soup
📍 Gaithersburg, MD
🍲 Signature Spicy Sour Flavor Large (2lb fish) 5/5 - $74
🍞 Fried Mantou 3.5/5
🍮 Fried Milk Custard 5/5
🐙 Takoyaki 4/5
🍨 Chinese Jello w Brown Sugar 5/5
Attending DC’s cultural event of the year! @humpfilmfest.bsky.social an immature adult film festival. @dansavage.bsky.social #gaylife
12.04.2025 23:00 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1You can’t escape saying “he had it coming” without singing Cell Block Tango.
18.03.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boris and I were watching St. Denis Medical on Max. and there was a line saying XXX hospital has 100% participation rate for their annual blood drive.
Me: “100%? No gay people work there? Not sure if it is a brag.”
(Boris agreed).
I continue to get Christian ads on my IG. This time it is a white twink-ish dude speaking Chinese 🥴 This is getting creepily specific and I hate it. Can we all start taxing churches so they can’t spend money on these bullshit?
18.02.2025 01:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The C in Vacation stands for Canker Sore. 🩹
03.02.2025 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone may have said it before, but Lexi Love reminds me of Fran Fine.
02.02.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
Happy Spring Festival & Year of Snake 🧧🐍. Honestly I continue feeling non-festive, but at least I get to have some good food tomorrow.
28.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I once described a college classmate’s face “reminds me of the gap between my bed and the wall”. Even today I still don’t know what I meant - probably something I thought was clever.
25.01.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I might be biased, but if you’re a food blogger, I need to see you devour that food. Like, take a bite, let the sauce drip, embrace the mess. I want passion, not scripted perfection.
23.01.2025 13:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0