Llama

JTT - T = championships

Logical

Boy that brought out a deep memory in me

Oops. I made the same joke before seeing your response.

Was it 9/11? What day is that?

I swear there was something I was supposed to remember remember today?

Yeah. It’s…bad.

Is digital hoarding a thing? I just deleted a bunch of “watch later” playlists off of YouTube, where I had saved in total somewhere between 30 and 35 thousand videos over the last five years.

Sammy Baugh is my great uncle. I have to mention that every time he gets referenced on TV.

I was never meant to come home from the alpaca wars. And in a way, I guess I never did. Sure, my body came home, but my mind…my mind is still out there in the spit.

Son, bitch of

I’d recommend putting that into a diversified fap portfolio instead

Are they all gone?

I thought this was meant to be a joke, but maybe it’s not. I’m positive the last one is photoshopped. The ex-gang member looks like it might be as well. The former antifa one I’m pretty sure is not photoshopped.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

I got moodiness comin’ out of my ears, I tell you

I tried that once, about 20 years ago. I dunno about the sexy part but I was oozing with moodiness here. This picture just screams “I have complicated emotions and I write dark poetry about it!” That’s what I hoped, anyway. Obviously, I immediately uploaded it to MySpace.

Would she have used the redwood tree if he wasn’t a Chief? This is what I need to know.

Somebody better show up to the game on Monday with a redwood tree poster.

Just a bunch of Reddit conspiracy nonsense

I love this line. It deserves to be in a book or a song or something.

possum on a power line in front of the moon captioned babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse

🌑

Behold, your golden calf.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

I dunno if this guy is guilty or not, but if he is he deserves to go to jail.

That being said, he’s doing the right thing. Never talk to the police.

that when someone is arrested and doesn’t immediately spill everything, it’s actually headline news.

We’re so used to perpetrators of these sorts of crimes either being killed in the process of the crime or being mentally unstable and/or ideologically driven enough to not care about the consequences of confessing to the crime,

Why is he not helping us put him in jail?

Cops tell you that anything you say could be used in court to convict you and then be like why is he not talking to us?

We discovered life on Mars today and no one noticed. Not even the Martians.