Hedonist Bear

Mine do not

Carolina!!

Carolina loggers!! I’m sure they’re fully stocked

Wednesday is a good day for boots

These shit stains are still all over the Twin Cities metro. Hell, they're in multiple cities across the US.
Don't forget. Don't forgive.

....that's a real weird, borderline parasocial projection on you too. Yikes.

One tiny little tweak (read: better form) on the calf raise machine and my legs are burnin in the best of ways.

....now let me crush some skulls between 'em (consensually)

…damn I miss that site.
Definitely influential in my early discovery days

its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish

Damn bro 💜

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone!*

*except for those who are excited for the Kid Rock safe-space conservative SuperBowl halftime show. Y'all are dweebs.

I mean, Leather is a great way to make yourself feel like a stuffed sausage some days 💁‍♂️

(My leather shirt still fitting around my chest and shoulders was also a miracle🖤)

Work being dull on a Friday is extra criminal…so I maybe boosted my mood with a change of attire

Ya know....one of these days im just gonna be unhinged and post full peen and with such limited care no one will even notice ;)

Ok done being sad and filled with existential dread (Also 2nd half of the week went way better) so I'm back to lookin at weiners on an incredibly niche platform. Yay me.

Nuked a few prior posts.

Apparently I'm overtly vain, look "retarded", and not using my social media "for good"
And ya know, maybe they're right because this isn't so fun at the moment and this parasocial shit forced on me is weird.

Goin quiet for a bit, ill be fine.

…..I mean I posted directly about fisting yesterday 💁‍♂️

My hottest friends share thirsty bits and anti-ice content mutually ❤️

He's also a great guy and has roots in Wi so it makes it all the easier to support

Oh dear, im getting a few non-frisky accounts following/ sharing this and uh....hope ya like awkward body hair proportions

You COULD go see the Melania movie.

OR you could get a similar experience by going to the grocery store and staring at a jar of mayo for 30 minutes before going "my life is not good" and save yourself money.

.....excuse me but, wtf is the logic of your company in this instance?

While tighty whitey tuesday is appropriate....whitey tighy wednesday works just as well

….mad at myself I didn’t make this realization earlier

Noted for future events
(and yes please 🥺👉👈 )

Desert bloom? I think that’s the one weekend I’m gone! ☹️

…….ya know, it’s been too long since I’ve punched a butt and I gotta change that soon because I’m in a mood.

(This is tonight’s wholesome personal insight. You’re welcome)

….yeah we need to make sure losers like this continue to live miserably

The goal