Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)

“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.

It’s just Iraq ‘03 again. Yes, THEIR evil empire needed to go, but OUR evil empire just wants to pillage. I’m having a drink.

If it’s who I think it is, I wish they’d just take a nap, do some yoga and just…go away.

Gotta warn you though, I’ve got TAKES 😬

Thanks for reading it! I’m clearly late to the party, but if you ever need a guest, let me know 😁

Wes Craven at the height of his powers is much like Wu Tang: nothing to in fact, f*ck with.

Just got my copy of Chain Reactions in the mail. She always knows what she’s talking about and I can’t wait for the new doc.

Real friendships will survive “Scream 7”

Stress level: the films of Cameron Crowe are having no effect. Time to pet some dogs.

Not a great day, but I’m not carrying it with me. Starting now…okay, NOW…nnnnnow…

I just don’t care if you watch a movie or not

Bud Cort AND James Van Der Beek? Tough day for the romantics

Food poisoning sucks. Zero stars.

Would be great if my immune system doesn’t give up in the next few days 🤞🤞

And yes this is another podcast I’ve been listening to for years. I’m very lucky.

I’m on another podcast!

I mean I’m sure it can be used to help people understand the insidious depths of 21st century propaganda, but maybe that’s wishful thinking.

Love that score

God bless the professors who are watching “Melania” to see if they can teach it along with “Triumph of the Will.”

This doesn’t seem great

Her bench ran DEEP. Not just our go-tos of Tim Burton and Christopher Guest movies. In the long run this might as devastating as Robin Williams. Just an enormous loss 2/2

I don’t think we’re prepared to acknowledge just HOW deep Catherine O’Hara was part of may of our childhoods. For all the movies we wistfully recall when hearing of her passing, you know months from now we’ll remember she was in something else and lose it all over again 1/2

I’m just glad he got there. Gives me hope.

Yesterday my wife rode a full bus home from work, standing next to a guy holding a White Castle crave case the whole way. Whatever you gotta do.

Having a great day professionally, but otherwise, for some reason:

Look, I don’t need another thing this week, ‘mkay? Go back to your preferred AI slop.

Does anyone remember what happens in “Eurotrip” after “Scotty Doesn’t Know?” It happens before they even think of going to Europe. Granted, how do you follow up one of the funniest scenes ever with a whole-ass movie?