Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)

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I’m turning 40 on November 9th. Thinking about doing something in Queens or Brooklyn on the 8th but what?

Really unfair that it’s not Friday

People made fun of me for holding onto most of my CDs, Blu-rays and they don’t even know what a 4K is. They’re all on my shelf where David Zaslav can’t get to them.

Yuuuuuup. We have a big honkin messaging problem nobody wants to talk about

I think this should be a short film

Ryan Murphy every time he watches dailies

I now say “Robert Zombert” and “Mama Kusama” because of @sharai.bsky.social and @xghorror.bsky.social. You should all be listening to @blerdymassacre.bsky.social

I still can’t believe this is happening. Come out at 5 today if you can

It’s been a wild week so far of books, movies and markets, but @brooklynhorror.bsky.social is still going and I’m rallying

Who’s that sponsoring the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest? Why it’s @macabredaily.bsky.social 😱

I wish I had the confidence of Ryan Murphy, but I’m sure it would get me killed

People Under the Stairs

Is it just me…?

#Francesupremacy

“Oh my god, he said the n-word!” - my wife watching “the People Under the Stairs” for the 1st time, knowing nothing about it

It’s the first day of October and I just got a thoughtful note from Joe Bob Briggs. It’s gonna be a great season 🎃

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When the trailer for Shelby Oaks has a review saying it’s “Blair Witch Project” meets “Hereditary”

Will Hollywood start signing AI-generated actors? Tilly Norwood could be the first Talent agencies in Hollywood are apparently seeking to cast an actress named Tilly Norwood, who happens to be entirely AI.

Look, I still struggle with getting pronouns right even after I ask. But if we’re freely handing them out to AI “actors” like they’re flesh-and-blood human beings, I’m gonna work that much harder. This is all terrible www.joblo.com/tilly-norwoo...

They missed me

You know, it either or you need a guest, I just wrote a book all about the Nightmare films freddybook.com

Sigh, I’m too stoned for this Kimberly

I met Joe Bob and Darcy today, and gave them a copy of my book. Damn fine day.

Oh thank god “The English Teacher” is back

I’m on a panel at @brooklynhorror.bsky.social this year with some incredible authors. Quick! RSVP before they realize the mistake they made! brooklynhorror2025.eventive.org/films/68bef3...

I was just telling my friend that people absolutely have sex in those cars

I hope there’s a second season of Alien: Earth because that last episode was a wet fart.