jesse

per the filed motions, DOJ met and conferred with the opposing parties to confirm their agreement to dismissal, and represented that agreement to the court

they're now doing takebacks?

Robocop - when we got a VCR for the first time, I bothered my mom about renting the movie for like two months

Trump 2019: "endless wars must end"

Trump 2026: "endless wars must never end"

it's impressive that you managed to find six ways to miss the point

one organization takes the position that the almost comically clear language of the constitution means what it says, while the other's compatriots take the position that the language should be disregarded to achieve a conservative president's partisan goals

Okay, but what if the caliphate takes over the sun

all the leftists I know love Ken Paxton like a little baby

Maya Angelou on Traitors, delivering roundtable speeches that make you shiver inside from their beauty

I was a sophomore in college and spent a lot of time dealing with overt hatred because I look Middle Eastern to people who don't know what Middle Easterners looked like

I was parasailing across Queens when it happened, so sad

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the current ironclad rule at the supreme court is that you must always assume the government is acting in good faith unless the government is democrats

this is almost certainly 90% a lie emerging from his brain fog, but also, abolish the corresondents' dinner

This could have no ill effects at all

the kornet contest has gotten far less impressive

(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one

*getting an hour into resident evil requiem*

they love some tall ladies

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

I'm not looking at the president's decaying flesh, thank you for your attention to this matter

how much does this know about federal rule of civil procedure 11

this is the annual state budget of florida

why do students protest israel, where their schools invest money, and not iran, where their schools don't invest money?

the answer must be leftism

this 100% sounds like a ryan grim problem of only listening to antisemitic podcasts

reading my worst high school classmates on facebook talk about how we liberated iran by forcing them to start their succession plan a few months early

I'm like 55% sure Savannah Guthrie's mom has been sitting at an FBI field office for two weeks just waiting for someone to talk to her

today has been a banner day for random bluesky accounts that are clearly not doing well

Sometimes a Harry Potter plot point pops into my head and I think, "Jesus, J.K. Rowling can't write"

In light of Operation Epic Fury, you may no longer say I ran out on my kids, you must say freedom happened to me

you are the ignored working class. you earn $350,000 a year at your dad's business and spent $50,000 of that on draftkings and another $10,000 on onlyfans. you have researched leg-lengthening surgery more than you did any school assignment you ever had.

To be fair, this isn't an indication CBS has moved right, it's literally how mainstream media has always covered wars in the Middle East