Boz

Imagine getting a job at ICE thinking you're finally going to be able to intimidate people into respecting you and everyone is like "I'd rather get deported to a death camp than respect you but thanks"

I'm tired of looking out the window and it looking like I'm in a BT area in Death Standing 2

As a highly successful homosexual, I sometimes run into dilemmas the common man does not have. So I pose this to you BlueSky:

Is it disrespectful to take a shit in my toilet which was freshly cleaned by my cleaning service while they are still here?

Only people who already agreed with him liked him, and to already agree with him on anything you had to be in the bottom 15% of the most bitterly arrogant, violent unintelligence nationwide.

These guys have been so nasty and mean for a decade and in the past year have been emboldened to be even nastier and meaner. There are consequences for this stuff. We live in a place where getting help is nearly impossible and it’s conservative policy make it even harder

Today is one of the only times I've ever wanted to see gore on the internet.

Although not random, this is close to what I refer to my 7 minutes before bed as also

People who see me live and enjoy my act frustrate me when they tell me I should go on Kill Tony and then do not do the actual thing that could help me like following me on social media and sharing my horse shit in their feeds.

Call of Duty would be more realistic if as you get more kills you get emails from a billionaire who owns a trillion dollar company that pop up in your HUD like "way to move the needle on this project", "this speaks volumes about our culture and commitment."

Maybe rename the game to "MBA 401K."

April 3rd. Hazel Park. Stewart Huff.

If you think monkeys hold the key to understanding human behavior, Stewart has some news for you.

Eastern Palace Club. 8:30 PM.

#SmokeShowComedy #StewartHuff #HazelPark #StandupComedy #MonkeyBusiness
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I think the next generation of Tesla's Cyber Truck should make it easier for drivers to enter the car from the passenger side.

April 3rd. Hazel Park. Stewart Huff.

Ever looked at a pork chop and thought, “Is this divine intervention?”—you’ll fit right in. BBQ, standup, and a room full of people just trying to make sense of it all.

Eastern Palace Club. 8:30 PM.
Come hungry

#HazelPark #StandupComedy #MeatBasedVisions
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I sure do hope one of the good billionaires picks up all that 23andMe data

I truly did not even say the word "woman" in my 12 minutes on stage. So I told that stupid fucking bitch to fuck off.

After my show tonight a very drunk woman did the classic "I'm going to flip this gay man" approach. Her opening line was "so you don't like women?" I said, "I'm a gay man, so if you're asking if I like sex with women, no." She got annoyed and then said my act was mean to women. (1/2)

I'm listening to a podcast episode about Aleister Crowley and it's kind of hilarious that he was the original gooner AND gamer

Gays post a picture of their asshole in the shadow of their cheeks on here and be like "I guess this is too hot for Instagram"

Right wing terror groups did something similar with his family in the 60s

It makes sense that christians are mad about progress. They've worked so hard at making people's lives living hells for no real reason and began to see it all start slipping away

I just realized that I'm 7 years away from my long sleeve t-shirt era

A website called "Tribute." It’s like Cameo except you pay celebrities to film themselves jerking off and cumming on a picture of a loved one you sent them.

The biggest bummer about the direction of our society right now is that we were so close to having the first politician with rumors on the hill about being straight.

It's very odd that of all people Elon Musk is against marking gender as "X" on passports

Thinking about starting a thirst trap account with some variation of @hoeinginthesestreets as the handle where I rip out lawns but in my undies

Tom Homan's speech sounds like when you teach an animal to make sounds that resemble human language

Gay pump and dumps are way more fun than the ones straight people do

I had to repost this because my unc brain confused WWI & WWII. Sorry for letting you all down like Nico Harrison let down the city of Dallas

Ok, here's the deal. I hate these kinds of posts because I can't write them without sounding like a gross salesman. We have a sick lineup tonight. Jason Jamerson is closing it out. He headlines everything all over town. 8:30 PM, $5. Click the link in our profile for a ticket link. #detroitcomedy

Luka is going to put a flamethrower to the Mavs every time he plays them from now until hypertension forces him to retire from the league

Luka for AD is the most NBA 2K trade I've ever seen in real life