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Ah yes Google AI, the "more trustworthy source"

You cannot brine salmonella out of a turkey, my source is also Google AI 🤡

They're excellent, I recommend them as much as I recommend Skyrim.

You ever play Morrowind or Oblivion?

I'm not convinced any Civ game will ever topple Civ 5, but I'm having fun playing Civ 7.

Civ 7 feels like more of a solo narrative experience than previous games

Sorry Abraham Lincoln, my civilization has production and food goals 😎

Also, if you buy civ 7 on the Nintendo Switch 2, you get to use the joycon like a mouse and pretend you bought it on PC like a normal person

In civ 7 you pick a leader that you get the whole time, and you pick a new civilization for that leader to head at every new age.

Is it just me or is that completely backwards? We should pick new leaders for our civilization every age.

Also give me hot seat

It's a magnificent picture too

That dragon fruit thai looks delicious

I got Dom moving out in Animal Crossing New Horizons

If anybody wants this gay ram let me know we can link up

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

I adore Air Riders many many customization options

I would take Portal 3 over Half Life 3 100 times out of 100, and if you disagree I think you're a suspicious person

Sugar wanted to if I remember correctly, albeit it's been a great many years.

Their budget couldn't handle any further Minaj. I think it would have been cool to get her back in the finale but I totally understand why it couldn't happen.

Nicki Minaj I love because of her role in Steven Universe

Nicki Minaj I love because of her role in Steven Universe

It's the very finest. Best world, best story, best protagonist role.

Morrowind is the GOAT

This game remains the GOAT of Western RPGs. No game has even approached Morrowind's throne.

The world building is unmatched, Bethesda hasn't made a world feel as alive as Vvardenfell does in the 23 years since.

The issues with combat are overstated, do yourself a favor and play Morrowind.

Firebending Student 1 Red Creature — Human Mono 1/2 Effects: Prowess Firebending X, where X is this creature's power. Flavor text: "Fire is the element of power." —Iroh

Shivan Dragon 4 Red Red Creature — Dragon 5/5 Effects: Flying Red: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Flavor text: The undisputed master of the mountains of Shiv.

Bend your fire into the dragon's maw and show the Multiverse that the mountains of Shiv still roar and rage

Any deck running Approach of the Second Sun is okay in my book

Good work king, keep it up hero.

Azorius my beloved

Post that list

Jesus I underestimated momo

Oooh what software did you use to stitch this together?

For anyone curious how, simply blow up all of your rocks and then go around your whole map making sure there's no valid 3x3 area for a rock to spawn. They cannot spawn directly next to trees, cliffs, rivers, or furniture, which helps.

I started this island a couple weeks ago and told myself NO TIME TRAVEL THIS TIME!

Yeah, day 2 of moving the rocks I felt the delirium setting in. Time travel was the only way to remain encouraged

The baby can't see them!

Ugh this took so much doing.

I only time traveled for the rocks, that's not cheating right?

I loved the set! Earthbend is so much better than I initially expected

Holy moly @arlostuff.bsky.social is on bluesky? I've been missing out!

Whoever designed the fork fucking nailed it