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algorithm showing me one joyce manor video can fuck up my whole day

YouTube video by Louser Hop Along - Get Disowned [FYF Presents at CFAER]

taking a nostalgia trip through some live videos and man, perfect song, perfect performance www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yCy...

On the other hand, multiple simultaneous events means fewer cops in any one place

Do I have anything to back this up? Not really, I just think he's a decent ballplayer who is constantly punished for not being Matt Chapman

The september Triolo we've seen the last few years suggests that, similar to Hernandez, there is an October Triolo hiding in there that we may never get to see.

I repeat myself, but on a half-decent team Jared Triolo would have the reputation of Enrique Hernandez. Can he hit? Not usually. Do we love him? You're goddamn right

Cc @actualnames.bsky.social

i was telling someone last night that he looks like a weed dealer that rips you off

I think Josh Naylor is cool.

That is all.

spiritual truth

finally a pitcher who can go out there and get the job done (shit his pants bad enough that this game ends)

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

The 14th inning stretch 😭

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

ball might not lie but it doesn't necessarily tell the truth. as it turns out ball can just refuse to render a verdict either way

ah good, some ticky tacky review bullshit. just what everyone loves

it's the post

I have zero rooting interest in this game and I *still* feel like I’m covered in ants and my hair is on fire.

oh so that's how you throw home

Two consecutive BlueSky posts—first says “how good is this?” and second says “this is excruciating.”

Baseball

It all comes down to this. Or maybe something else, later

No idea how ball players don’t just cry and throw up all the time

baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure

really touched by the dugout shots we got of other players coming to talk to him. realmuto was in his ear right away, same with rob thompson. baseball 🥲

from a narrative standpoint this game really should go until ohtani pitches

answering my longstanding question of 'what if donkey kong was a running back?'

free baseball

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

yankees defeated, los angeles dodgers you are my new archenemy