jirb

you there boy, what day is it?

spring training ball giving me goosebumps. we're so back

Hitting coaches do not speak to this man. Do not look at him in the eyes. Do not even think thoughts about his mechanics. Whatever he's doing it's none of your business

I support putting Konnor Griffin on the opening day roster just so he has the minimum possible exposure to whatever the hell is going on with the Pirates hitting "development"

Ryan O'Hearn: "this is the first time in my career that I've practiced outfield."

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When my son is grown I hope we finally have the technology to make baseball pants that are not see through

same with my belief that henry davis' thighs got too big and it messed up his mechanics. no way to tell, but I'm just saying

actually this explains so much, thank you

45 dingers in 2027, book it

uhh, let me be clear

sun's out and I get to watch Josh Naylor squat his way into the batter's box. wonderful :)

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it's pinhead

pictured:

ski mountaineering clearly invented by a demon of suffering

spring has sprung

computer, show me digital nomad-friendly countries with good baseball leagues

I’m about to be so so vindicated, I can feel it

I know the difference between a guy from Eau Claire saying "if you really think so" in a way that means "no fucking way" and him saying the same thing in a way that means "yeah I agree, go ahead"

Basically a curling expert at this point. A true rock-knower. they're saying guys are "built like a sweeper" and I'm nodding sagely. So true. I speak Swedish now

any report from Bradenton on how big Henry Davis' thighs are this year?

miced up curling is both great tv and a great introduction to upper-midwestern style conflict resolution

it's pitchers and catchers day

shot from walk hard where dewey's dad is saying "wrong kid died"

I know Ozuna is ~objectively~ more valuable at this stage of career and the the bucs need a bat or whatever. But this sucks shit!

Given a choice at DH between two declining players on the back end of their 30s Ben Cherington chose the drunk driver with DV issues over the widely-beloved clubhouse leader and local hero. Also the DV guy costs twice as much.

Time to bust out a classic!

...baseball. please, baseball. my family is crying. need baseball

floating skull at the foot of your bed ominously repeating "now launching the wizard"

hey man it's a new technology and there's bound to be hiccups. this is the price we pay for being a tech hub

today's mission: fix my back so I can shovel more snow