Bethany 🫘

One last post (for the moment!):

Why the costumes?

Authoritarians grab power with fear.
They can’t STAND mockery.
It weakens their hold.

That’s why.

Thanks, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social. It’s scary out here!

😆

The same guy telling you LA is on fire, told you people were eating dogs in Ohio.

Promise?

Putting the “poor” into Standard & Poor’s.

that is the DREAM

DID YOU GET A DOG???

Did you not watch Harry Potter??

😂😂😂

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Srsly

So appreciative of all you do (as is Lucy!)

Okay February, you seem nice, but I just got out of a VERY toxic relationship with January so I’m not looking for anything too serious right now. So we can hang, we can have some fun, but the second you make me cry I am OUT

CHIEFS!!!!!

I mean, if you’d watch the the whole series you’d have found that out long ago!

Affirmation Coyote thinks you smell great this morning!

They know you'll tackle Tuesday like a pro.

@mattgertz.bsky.social will forever and always be my favorite thing about political social media. 💙😂 #thoughtsandprayers

Lucy 🥰

“Have a day you deserve.”

Scalloped Pineapple! It’s a sweet side dish kinda like a bread pudding texture. Super easy recipe with crushed pineapple, white bread cubes, sugar, butter, eggs, and cream. It’s our holiday staple and always a hit whenever we bring it to share!

Meet Lucy. She somehow put on my bra while I was sleeping. 🤷🏻‍♀️

BREAKING NEWS:

The House Ethics Committee will meet this Wednesday to discuss its Matt Gaetz report.

Repost if you agree they need to RELEASE the report!

Here’s Lucy, who was inexplicably wearing my sports bra when I woke up this morning. 🤷🏻‍♀️

👏👏👏