Sea shanty son or mermaid daughter
01.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sea shanty son or mermaid daughter
01.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This whips
28.06.2025 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Harry Pouter the boy who served
28.06.2025 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Community and big friendship are such a fuckin big anchor dude idk what I’m saying here but wow
05.05.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 034 is a great year to get back into Dnd
12.04.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a feeling we’re entering a big “de*th to am*rica” era
04.04.2025 10:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would be so funny and epic bacon sauce if someone assassinated a politician today
01.04.2025 10:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ew
21.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ofc there are high paying jobs that don’t need an expensive piece of paper to attain- I’m not talking about those jobs.
21.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Academia, at large, serves capital by still being seen as the gatekeeper to high paying jobs. Anyone surprised by Columbia’s capitulations shouldn’t be imo
21.03.2025 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How we doin? Yea? Same.
19.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Silence, anglo
19.03.2025 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pretty much everything is easier said than done. it's super easy to say stuff
18.03.2025 20:03 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Tyfys
19.03.2025 02:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Respectfully, you should be looking to underachieve here, fail even to be bold.
19.03.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright I removed the twitter app from my phone so hopefully I commit to bsky posting
19.03.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lmao
10.02.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This week's NFL game between the San Jose Shitkickers (0-14) and the Baton Rouge Beta Boys (0-14) will be on Netflix for the first period, Prime for the second, Peacock the third and a new service Blumbo for the fourth. Blumbo is not available yet.
22.12.2024 02:04 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1The Lactose Intolerance Paradox
09.02.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yall keep acting up and I’m going to bring my LMFAO cover band (Party Rockers Anonymous) on tour
08.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why does my dog sleep through my alarms but I can’t? This is bullshit
17.01.2025 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know what’s going on doc, I keep hopping out of the Benz but my swag just won’t turn on…
12.01.2025 15:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This game is crazy if you ingest psilocybin
11.01.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Dear Jesus,
if you can give us a second dead president before midnight I’ll be completely sober in 2025.
The grinch did nothing wrong.
03.12.2024 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flirting with sobriety is funny. I keep having glimpses of clarity and it’s mostly just I’m so angry. I’m gonna show this to my therapist.
29.11.2024 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i bet the crusty brown stuff at the bottom of the pan hates to see my wooden spoon coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂💯🤣🤣🤣🤪
19.11.2024 23:46 — 👍 356 🔁 13 💬 13 📌 1“It’s too nice out” is a valid reason to call in sick to work jsyk
18.11.2024 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This joke brought to you by waking up with Kreyshawn stuck in my head.
24.10.2024 11:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0