That's not true. You look very cool smoking. But everything you do is cool. π
28.11.2024 05:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
There are two types of people:
Those who drink Red Bull and look cool smoking.
And the rest of us.
28.11.2024 00:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I went to a family party tonight and only one crazy aunt told me that Autistic kids just need to be dewormed and then they will be cured.
24.11.2024 06:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
you guys I think maybe we just saw taylor swift transition to new heights of powerful cathartic clarity at the eras tour piano tonight like oh my god get out of her way she is coming (and on the 4th anniversary of the rerecording announcement too)
23.11.2024 04:02 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm going to say translation. Or a company with humor.
22.11.2024 05:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The translated descriptions of these blind boxes are incredible. "Cross dressing play" and "patterned by handmade women."
22.11.2024 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Which one?
22.11.2024 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
It's a good one!
22.11.2024 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Am I going to have to see all your sportsballing again? DAMN IT CARTY.
22.11.2024 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Every day I eat:
Coffee yogurt
Coffee
Coffee ice cream
And it took me 41 years to figure out I'm neurodivergent.
21.11.2024 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah the band is getting back together.
21.11.2024 22:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, I was hoping for less talk about you-know-who on this platform and more talk about who's licking whom these days.
21.11.2024 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can say what I need to say in 140 characters is my millennial brag.
21.11.2024 22:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
they/she philadelphian
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The PhD stands for pretty huge dumbass.
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