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Emma Umpleby

@umps.bsky.social

Writer of children's stories, sea swimmer, uglydog, can generally be found trying to negotiate with a garden in the Scottish weather

176 Followers  |  162 Following  |  56 Posts  |  Joined: 20.07.2023  |  2.9096

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Sending you both good thoughts for today. The disco's here to support you if you want to pop in πŸ’œ

28.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#uglydogs

23.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, how will Odie survive this horrible ordeal?

01.09.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please sign Odie up for one!

31.08.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry Erin, it's so hard. Sending you all my love and Odie snuggles

11.06.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My family dog when I was growing up did this! No training at all, she just really liked to sing. It meant she had to go in a different room, or piano practice was impossible

27.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

04.11.2024 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May I ask what harness Muppy uses? I'm just starting canicross with my standard dachshund cross, and finding a harness for a long boy can be tricky

03.11.2024 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another amazing offer!

It's #buyastrangerabook day.

@brennigjones.com is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to Β£15.

How lovely is that?

If there's a book you want, get in touch!

(UK only)

23.10.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We don't use flat sheets in the UK (there are a few weirdos, but we don't talk about them)!

22.10.2024 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The change in colour looks like a pavement and then past the seam is a road. That might not be what it actually is, but I can totally see why Marigold thought it was

17.10.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Odie's on apaquil, and that's made a massive difference to how often he gets an ear infection, combined with ear cleaning. He also has recicort drops which go in his ears once a week after they've been cleaned, which seems to help too

01.10.2024 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My dog gets recurring ear infections. A couple of basic questions, so sorry if you've been asked these a ton of times - is he on allergy medication, and do you have an ear cleaning routine for him?

30.09.2024 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Make it a regular part of your engagement with your team (e.g. once a month as part of line management) to ask them for feedback, and listen to & reflect on what they say. Let them see you being thoughtful, and acknowledge when there are things you're trying to do differently

19.09.2024 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yey yey yey! I love your Art Streams, I'm delighted they'll be back!

03.09.2024 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The kindle edition of Never Closer is available in the UK for only Β£2.99 until June 14th at midnight.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CNDGC2WX
This is a story about a diary that opens a door on the past.πŸ“š

12.06.2024 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woodbine has never met a trick he does calmly!

22.05.2024 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll be amazing, you've been such a huge help to me and Odie. I would hire you in a second if we were closer, and Odie would love your classes!

15.03.2024 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he's a little confused tbh! Particularly because Odie's still shy, so leaves it about 5m from the fence. But I think my neighbour appreciates the gesture

13.03.2024 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pale brown, very soft looking standard dachshund stares into the camera, with a large black kong in the foreground

A pale brown, very soft looking standard dachshund stares into the camera, with a large black kong in the foreground

HELLO BINE! Odie had a bit of the rubbish morning at the vet, but we've been working on him not woofing at my neighbour, and Odie's started bringing him a Kong as a gift!

13.03.2024 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was @mac-b5.stickimporters.com idea!

24.02.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a dog who likes a puzzle, and his treat of choice on walks is a tennis ball launcher full of cream cheese. It started out as a necessity because he has allergies, but I think he really likes the challenge of getting at the cheese

24.02.2024 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

this is my favorite quote in the entire series

merry Hogswatch, everyone

25.12.2023 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2346    πŸ” 979    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 38

Hi 🌱 feed, does anyone have any tips for getting a garden hedge laid/doing it yourself?

10.12.2023 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They do! I'm originally English and when I call it trick or treating by mistake I get a stern look from everyone πŸ˜…

30.10.2023 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the kids round me (central belt) go guising! I'm quite rural too so they don't come up to mine, but my friends in the village get loads of guisers and they have the kids do a song/poem etc (although apparently not everyone does)

30.10.2023 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god Erin

29.10.2023 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Blue Pals.

It's Wednesday, so it's "Buy A Stranger a Book" evening.

Been doing it on Twitter for 5 years. Look!

bit.ly/31i9Xwk

Now starting it on Bluesky.

I'll give away two books. FOR FREE.

If there's a book you want let me know.

If YOU want to "Buy a Stranger a Book" get in touch!

18.10.2023 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

That's the plan!

16.10.2023 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A big black tub about a third full with muddy potatoes, plus three leeks with their leaves still attached

A big black tub about a third full with muddy potatoes, plus three leeks with their leaves still attached

I'm very pleased with my potato harvest (plus a few of the leeks) 🌱

16.10.2023 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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