NickWilk

You ever fart so good it sets off your air purifier. I apologize for what my body does to the Ozone

Watch somebody remove their face mask to spit on a parked Tesla. I just sitting on the street and like that’s the most bitch ass move. I’ve ever seen if you’re got a problem break the window.

Pritzker has proven that feet to the fire he is only a soundbite politician with no real goals. Like all rich people and upper management, will take credit for when things go right even with a lack of involvement and then pass the buck as soon as something doesn’t work.

Is Billy Joel back in town?

Billionaires want to replace the poors with AI in every aspect of their life, robot cooks, actors, customer service. Their plan to for us all to die so they don’t have to share the resources on earth and have AI do everything they deem replaceable. Ok by!

You’re welcome guardians.

It’s working.

Dillon Dingler is a funny name. And it’s sad he’s going to get struck out here because he already has a funny name. Cc: @cwilk.bsky.social

Absolutely nailing it with calling plays in the first. I am winning this game for Cleveland today. @cwilk.bsky.social @cleguardians.com

Live texting @cwilk.bsky.social Cleveland baseball commentary even though as everyone should.

Hey snarky Gen X posters, maybe the time for ironic replies is over. Maybe it’s time to stop signal boosting fascists and feigning ignorance like “oh I thought you loved the first amendment” they never loved any amendment - it’s been that way for half a century. Call it plainly. Call them out.

As a dog owner…
No.

The most meaningful conversation I’ve had this month was talking to my Sweetwater rep about Mike Campbells book after I purchased some harmonicas.

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I’m so glad you asked - bringing awareness to the neighborhood (Ravenswood/north center) that we don’t need parking lots in a city with robust public transportation and the need for funding CTA as well as affordable housing by using a surface lot to hold an event and show what you can actually do.

Got any MOOTs out at Parking fest at Demo today?

There’s an 80% chance it’s already raining.

Vindicated by the fall of Jesse Wells.

Hey Chicago BlueSky,

Do you have any recommendations for vocal coaches in the area? Know someone who's got one they really feel successful with? Please hit me with any recommendations

The weeds in socials really sprout up on days like today.

Gonna go to this tonight - taking cribbage lessons on YouTube as we speak.

This dude is a nut job and wants to let armed troops walk around Chicago arresting anyone they want.

If any of you believe this really happened and is not another staged ploy for the Trump theater department, boy oh boy do I have some real estate on the moon for you.

Riot Fest sucks so much that they had to turn it into their branding. Talk about reclaiming it.

BDS movement call for boycott of Radiohead's 2025 tour The pro-Palestine BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement has called for a boycott of Radiohead’s newly announced 2025 tour.

Radiohead is to music as Harry Potter is to literature

Reply guys LOVE Gavin newsom shitbposting instead of telling him to suck a fuck.

Been informed that the phrase for having good self confidence is “feeling myself”

Been touching myself all day.

The only crime in Chicago is pizza claiming “tavern style pizza” is a Chicago thing.

The Who in the 70’s is better than any band that has ever been formed.