Monti Carlo

How does a sweet potato-cinnamon pretzel with icing sound?

Besides Arabic, Greek is the only other language I’ve studied with a completely different alphabet! This’ll be fun lol

Portuguese >> Spanish

If I’m an asshole, you’re a dick.

The sun showed its ass today

The Florida to Texas and Texas to Florida pipeline ought to be studied.

I wanna be outside today but the cold got it 🥶

I really like the idea of different places on earth that are inaccessible to humans having portals that lead to outer space. Like volcanos and the deep sea 🤣

In French they don’t say “May i just have a glass of water, please?” Instead they say, “je veux que tu me baiser sauvagement et me fasse jouir ici sûr la table.” And I think that’s beautiful.

I have so much to say 🤭