Memestress

Gay Thot or Son Daughter?

Who else up cooking your brain smoking that shit your daddy smoked in Vietnam?

Life’s too short to skip your estrogen dose

Asexuality: Maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s traumatized

No I am NOT “transgender”, I am a C*CKSUCKING TRANS*XUAL

Stoner drag king named Eddie Balls

She’s the balls to my dick

Once the Indica hits i start walking like Joe Biden

As soon as alcohol touches my lips I need a joint to hit, a fag to smoke and a dick to suck #OralFixation

Sandwich so gushy I had to eat it from the back

She Walton on my Goggins till my cum Fallout

I could live without sex but I could NOT live without silliness

Okay I’ll bite. What’s “the bible”??

Cut or uncut is the f*ggot version of being either a tits or an ass man

A meme page admin without mental illness is like an angel without wings

Weed so strong it changed my gender

LESS TIKTOK MORE THICK COCK! 😤

I’m sex positive unless it’s about a straight man with a fleshlight 🤢

While you’re yappin my cheeks are clappin

Everyday I wake up proud to be a She/Her Faggot ❤️

*takes dick out of mouth* "are you mad at me?"

Thank you!

Prostate?? Nah more like Shitoris

My morals may be loose but my hole is tight

A barista without they/them pronouns is like an angel without wings

If the perp walk was supposed to make me feel like milking Luigi while massaging his prostate then congrats, it worked.

Sitting on Pinocchios face and begging him to lie to me

Gay court be like "Do you swear to spill the tea, the whole tea and nothing but the tea so help your gay ass?"

"I hope this hole pic finds you well"