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Cazoo

@cazoo.bsky.social

Exiled northerner and terrier fancier. "Makes nice jammy toast" (References available). May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.

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Bloody hope not!!

05.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welcome to your new home!! 🏡

05.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's out on the piss. She'll be back soon. With noise.

05.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I notice the others have pizza ...?

05.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The bike ride was lovely thanks ...

05.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah yes. Peeping through the curtains still?

05.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would be nice to see you.
It's been a while!!

05.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Bravo, Snowy!! 👏

05.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Froggy sex pond.
Adult content.

05.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, Terry and his giant friends should eat their giant couscous for their giant tea.

05.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you know any giants?

05.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Snossij rolls would be most welcome.

05.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I made it to work safely on my own bike (which has both gears and brakes). The bone shaker in the pic was a rental from Mission Beach CA last summer.

05.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My carol singing daughter and husband are out tonight, so I have a blue beer (to match my mood) and Bridgerton to keep me company.

05.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 8    📌 0

Careful is my middle name!!

05.03.2026 07:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no! Hope it didn't give you Christmas anxiety dreams!!

05.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The bike I last rode (not mine), parked under a tree. It is blue and very basic and basically a death trap.

The bike I last rode (not mine), parked under a tree. It is blue and very basic and basically a death trap.

Morning.

Going to cycle to work today. Wish me luck🦿

Tea?

05.03.2026 06:46 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

Maybe you've been transporting egg timers?

05.03.2026 06:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morning Mr E, I hope you are okay. There will be much excitement in school today!

05.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My retirement hobby. Already planned.

04.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably one requires the use of the other

04.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She must have got it from somewhere!!

04.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The drug or the daughter?

04.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm surviving

04.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What about me????

04.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you very much!!

04.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How's your peeper now?

04.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣🤣

04.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy?
Noisy.

04.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fab. There was some cracking stuff on telly in the 90s.
Were cute??

04.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0