Michael Gary Scott @michaelscottdm

I approve this meme

18.03.2025 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mcuban.bsky.social I’m finally ready. Let me tell you about Shoe-La-La. Shoes for all the special occasions in a man’s life.

The day he gets married

The day his wife has a baby

The day he lounges around the house

23.02.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#wordadaycalendar get one.

23.02.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My branch consistently had the highest sales numbers, thank you very much.

23.02.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#thatswhatshesaid Please read my book, “Somehow I manage” available on Amazon.

23.02.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had Pam fill that out

23.02.2025 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely not

23.02.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh we’re getting the hats! I had Andy’s “DM does GB” hats enlarged

18.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of people have been comparing this administration to Michael Scott. You must stop.

18.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ewe

15.02.2025 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Conference room 5 minutes! We got rights to go over!

15.02.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh how the turn tables, I was right about Pammy’s Pam Pam’s! Boobs are the silent killer! Get em checked ladies! #worldsbestboss

15.02.2025 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m glad she finally took my advice and got them checked. Boobs are the silent killer!

15.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You stole my joke. Don’t steal my jokes.

15.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what she said

15.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board that says award on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board that says award on it

No

15.02.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman is holding a piece of paper and saying oh my god that was one time . ALT: a woman is holding a piece of paper and saying oh my god that was one time .

15.02.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tariffs HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 🕺

03.02.2025 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And if anyone’s controlled by China it’s Toby 🤮

03.02.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who whole life, I believed that America was number 1. That was the saying. Not “Americas number 2” England is number 2. China should be like 8. Send Oscar to my office, he owes me coffee.

03.02.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You don’t even know enough to hate me.

31.01.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still have not found all my channels @xfinitysupport.bsky.social

31.01.2025 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My branch is the most profitable in Dunder Mifflin history. How dare you!

31.01.2025 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate to do this but you’re fired. @hank! Hank will escort you out.

31.01.2025 11:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By the book how I remained unmanaged for so long. Who do you think told Ryan to record the sales twice? Toby was right. Secret genius here.

30.01.2025 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truman once said if you are a nazi I will attack you with a nuke.

30.01.2025 08:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like we’d ever leave paper

30.01.2025 08:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How to delete

30.01.2025 08:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jan from The Office lays topless asleep on the beach. Michael is posing behind her for the photo

Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee

30.01.2025 08:33 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Is that why I got Dwight’s pony sandwich!?

29.01.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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