Timmy Metzner

good morning IF that’s even ur real name ……

Your hair is so close to what I’m going for so this truly gives me hope ☺️☺️

I don’t! So I’m glad you do!!!

I need this! Thank you!!!

ok but will you be honest with me about it when you see me in person in a few weeks? p.s. I’m coming to Chicago in a few weeks and you should see me in person.

while the transitionary phase of growing my hair out produces far more bad hair days than good ones, there are moments it offers a glimpse of the vision I had when I started, and I am able to resist the barber’s chair for another day.

I am unimaginably jealous

Cut to the Feeling, obviously

the unabashed hubris in putting down a deposit for a two week trip to Peru in April 2027 - baby, I really am a Capricorn

Whether we like it or not

sad to see the traditions of twink-honoring being abandoned by this generation

it’s Boqtober

the footage of me riding a mechanical bull must never be released

🤗🤗🤗

night one of cowboy wedding weekend

"Model is 6'3" and wearing a size medium." Oh fuck off.

happy survivor season premiere day, may we receive an absolute queen once again

you’re a 2000-3000 likes in my heart

Interesting 🤔 📈📉

I love how the algorithm just decides if we are a 200-likes-on-thirst-trap hot or a 700-likes-on-thirst-trap hot

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.

List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

call me beef the way I’m stroganoff

Sabrina Impacciatore on The Paper is giving a Laura Dern queer-pandering level performance (complimentary)

ABP: always be peeing

Playing Adam in Children of Eden when you were a twink hive, rise up!

opening Grindr at the function*

*conference opening networking reception

the idea of this show existing would break a gay person’s brain

JEFF HILLER!!!!!!