Assistantweasil

And Starmer has allowed it. Weak, weak, weak.

Oi!!!! Less of the weasel abuse if you don’t mind.

It was just being affectionate.

Oh … bravo. Just as a matter of interest, how much did we pay for this Great British missile that has shot down this cheap plastic drone?

and a hefty non-refundable callout charge.

...and we should leave Charlie the Plumber there too. in any case Reform is having problems with plumbers at the moment.

deriving a certain malicious glee from the thought of all those people who fled to the freedom of Dubai to get out of the hell-hole of the UK now cowering under the bombardment brought on by their orange hero. Just don't come back.

Mmmmm.....

Greens not actually in government yet.

Just wanted to point out that, as far as I can remember, tomorrow will be the anniversary of the Reichstag Fire and in a few days it will be the anniversary of the Reichstag Fire Decree, which effectively finished German democracy. Good luck...

why (a trivial point) is Epstein called 'ep-steen' when Einstein is called 'ine-stine'? The diphthong 'ei' in German is pronounced as in 'eye' and 'ie' is pronounced 'ee'. Very odd.

this isn't addressed to us, it's directed at the far right evangelicals in the US who donate huge sums to subvert the UK.

I regret that after a few minutes and after a couple of slides I was waiting for a crash to liven things up a bit. Rather like formula one, which I find equally tedious. However Mme Weasel chides me for wanting an accident, and she is right of course. Oh well.

But they have acquired search warrants on the back of this.

So was Al Capone.

We have an ex-prince here looking for staff...

Thank you. You are a gentleman.

I am willing to bet that this man cannot do his twelve times table, and he would be entirely stuck if required (in his head) to add together 3s 11d and 7s 9d and then tell you what the change was from £1, as we used to have to do in primary school, and as millions of shop assistants did routinely.

I don't disagree with the fundamentals of what you say, which is (I presume) that Europe needs its own nuclear deterrent, I would ask you to consider the effect of widespread possession of nuclear weapons and the chance of an accident or premature use. World nuclear war...over in a few hours.

my opinion only, but the commentary on the few sports I've watched so far, mostly involving high speed sliding, has been intrusively non-stop, frantic, and mostly uninformative about the skill and technique involved.

He is probably including reform supporters in his figures.

Has he cropped up in the files?

If you’re going to libel weasels I’ll withdraw my ‘like’ ….

Why?

Well. If you're going to arrest every man that goes around in a mask we could be waiting for some considerable time.

Well, of course they are. It's a PR disaster for the royals.

I think I must be 'Unexpected item in the bagging area' then.

Trying to explain to non-politicos that no, we had no idea Mandelson had leaked market-sensitive information to a foreign pal when he was forced to resign in September, that scandal was about said "pal" being convicted of a child prositution offence, which is scandalous for totally different reasons

Just so. But you have to start somewhere, and his public salience as a wrong'un would have been a good place.

quite...